Forget Rednecks...
Move over Jeff Foxworthy. ; )
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might be Canadian.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might be Canadian.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might be Canadian.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might be Canadian.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you might be Canadian.
If you measure distance in hours, you might be Canadian.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might be Canadian.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you might be Canadian.
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you might be Canadian.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you might be Canadian.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you might be Canadian.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might be Canadian.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, you might be Canadian.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might be Canadian.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you might be Canadian.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might be Canadian.
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you might be Canadian.
If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.