thats right
maybe it was the whole mel gibson's passion hype, but something about this year's easter was particularly painful. i mean easter really kind of handicapped my day. more than usual, too. every time i wanted to do something, i couldn't because it was closed on easter. i ended up beating freedom fighters for the second time. and it's for that reason that i say someone ought to administer the jew backup plan. a hired set of jewish employee replacements that only work on christmas, easter and other major christian holidays. (whoa, whoa, ease up. my dad is jewish, kinda sorta, i can say this stuff) they could probably work sundays, too. this way, every market or restaurant could stay open every single day of the year, and no one would miss their holiday. it's ingenious and it'll put an end to only movie theatres and chinese food being open on all these jesus-christy days.
whenever i see a rope or fence with a chain on it, i think about how much more fun i would be having if i were jackie chan. that guy is so awesome. he could run up the side of the fence, do a flip and strangle someone with the chain, all while saying something in funny broken english. and you know, i think when scientists invent some code for eternal youth, we should be able to vote which celebrities will be treated to live young forever. i think jackie chan should be on that list. i mean you put the guy in a room with a stalk of celery, a chair and an angry goose, and he could entertain you for an hour. it's too bad jack nicholson is already as old as he is. he would've been another good one.
eyeball jewelry? well jesus, count me in. that's fucking nasty and it better not become the new sexy thing to do.
whenever i see a rope or fence with a chain on it, i think about how much more fun i would be having if i were jackie chan. that guy is so awesome. he could run up the side of the fence, do a flip and strangle someone with the chain, all while saying something in funny broken english. and you know, i think when scientists invent some code for eternal youth, we should be able to vote which celebrities will be treated to live young forever. i think jackie chan should be on that list. i mean you put the guy in a room with a stalk of celery, a chair and an angry goose, and he could entertain you for an hour. it's too bad jack nicholson is already as old as he is. he would've been another good one.
eyeball jewelry? well jesus, count me in. that's fucking nasty and it better not become the new sexy thing to do.