my name isnt howard, i promise.
i got pretty drunk last night and had a dream that caitlin and i were kidnapped by this cult because our first names were howard(?), which i knew in the dream they werent but we were still kidnapped for that reason. and the only thing that they ate were things made with peanut butter. right after we were kidnapped i foiled thier plans and caitlin and i escaped. basically i made them crash their car. and then a cop showed up at the accident as caitlin and i were running away, and the cop was harrison ford!!! but it wasnt like he was playing a cop. HARRISON FORD WAS A COP! and was trying to help us but was a crfqappy cop and we got kidnapped again. it was then that went to their base and ate lots of peanut buttery things. i dont remeber how we escaped again exactly but i remember to keep us from escaping they put these things on our legs that electrically shocked us, like in that episode of the simpsons where sideshow bob is released from prison to help find the guy who is trying to kill homer (i watched it the other night with pat and june). anyway we had those on and i purposefully did something dumb so they would shock me and i was all "that wasnt to bad, i bet if we all attacked them we could withstand the shocks and beat them down" so that may have been how we escaped.
anyway, so somehow we get away and caitlin and i and her friend are hanging out. we are eating strawberries with whipped cream and then we decide to go to some sort of large wal-mart like store but its not wal-mart...and THERE ARE THE KIDNAPPERS. so caitlin walks inside but i find the water guns and fill them up with water and start spraying it at that, cause i guess they are afraid of water, dont know where that came from. so i start spraying them and yelling "THESE PERVERTS ARE KIDNAPPERS. MY NAMES NOT FUCKING HOWARD. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!" and i chase them away. and then an NAUPD guy arrests me for spraying him with water. thus i woke up.
oh and someone down the hall is playing music that would be played during the opening battle scene of saving private ryan. wtf?
OHHH!!! and i hope you all ENJOY your easter candy....AND GET POISONED CANDY AND GET SICK AND MAYBE SOME OF YOU DIE!!!!!!! im just kiddding, i love you all. come back to me safely.
anyway, so somehow we get away and caitlin and i and her friend are hanging out. we are eating strawberries with whipped cream and then we decide to go to some sort of large wal-mart like store but its not wal-mart...and THERE ARE THE KIDNAPPERS. so caitlin walks inside but i find the water guns and fill them up with water and start spraying it at that, cause i guess they are afraid of water, dont know where that came from. so i start spraying them and yelling "THESE PERVERTS ARE KIDNAPPERS. MY NAMES NOT FUCKING HOWARD. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!" and i chase them away. and then an NAUPD guy arrests me for spraying him with water. thus i woke up.
oh and someone down the hall is playing music that would be played during the opening battle scene of saving private ryan. wtf?
OHHH!!! and i hope you all ENJOY your easter candy....AND GET POISONED CANDY AND GET SICK AND MAYBE SOME OF YOU DIE!!!!!!! im just kiddding, i love you all. come back to me safely.