Well...
Here is the skinny.
I have been in Utah visitng all my old friends for that last couple days, four to be exsact. It was a lot of fun and here is a quick synopsis of what I did.
The night I got there I herd rummors of a senior graduation party hosted by my old high school. I was going to go but it cost 30 big ones. FUCK THAT! So I snuck in about 3 AM and hid in the bathroom while the prinicpal was giving some drawn out speech in the gym. SO what is a boy like me to do when I have the potential undivided attention of my former student body (400+ kids), a little ambition, a desire to be totaly naked? I GO STREAKING! With only my converse low tops and a red bandana on my face to protect me I take off through the Mountain View High School Gymnasim. As my flacid 7 inch penis flaped in the wind of my furious running, hundreds of girls screamed for there lives as they were forced to whitness the most horrifying display of male nudity, EVER! I was quickly chased on foot by the school police officer and a couple teachers, but to no avail. I was quickly out the door into my friends nissan acua as we drove off into the night.
That was cool...
Then the next night me and my old homies in our poser punk rock band, "good for you" played a reunion show unlike any other in some empty highway patroll building to like a hundered kids. I tiped over some kids marshall half stack by humping it. That was not a good thing, I thought it had broke, but it didnt. I miss playing in a band.
Then the rest of the time I just messed around with my friends and stuff. My ex girlfriend was the coolest she has been in like 2 years. That was sorta nice. She is still engaged, which is probly the most rediculous thing I have ever herd. But I didnt talk about it with her, I am a pacifist.
In a week there is going to be a whole bunch of hichschool aged girls here for a church camp thing called EFY. Now, I rember going to EFY and all the girls would be realy horny and try to hook up with whatever collage guy she could find. Now I hope to be that collage guy. Im only 17 Im not above girls 16 and older. Im still cool like that. I am realy sexualy deprived in my life right now.
By the way. All those coments ab out drinking and unprotected sex were jokes for realz. I thought you people would catch on to that one.
Love Jacob Waye Murphy.
I have been in Utah visitng all my old friends for that last couple days, four to be exsact. It was a lot of fun and here is a quick synopsis of what I did.
The night I got there I herd rummors of a senior graduation party hosted by my old high school. I was going to go but it cost 30 big ones. FUCK THAT! So I snuck in about 3 AM and hid in the bathroom while the prinicpal was giving some drawn out speech in the gym. SO what is a boy like me to do when I have the potential undivided attention of my former student body (400+ kids), a little ambition, a desire to be totaly naked? I GO STREAKING! With only my converse low tops and a red bandana on my face to protect me I take off through the Mountain View High School Gymnasim. As my flacid 7 inch penis flaped in the wind of my furious running, hundreds of girls screamed for there lives as they were forced to whitness the most horrifying display of male nudity, EVER! I was quickly chased on foot by the school police officer and a couple teachers, but to no avail. I was quickly out the door into my friends nissan acua as we drove off into the night.
That was cool...
Then the next night me and my old homies in our poser punk rock band, "good for you" played a reunion show unlike any other in some empty highway patroll building to like a hundered kids. I tiped over some kids marshall half stack by humping it. That was not a good thing, I thought it had broke, but it didnt. I miss playing in a band.
Then the rest of the time I just messed around with my friends and stuff. My ex girlfriend was the coolest she has been in like 2 years. That was sorta nice. She is still engaged, which is probly the most rediculous thing I have ever herd. But I didnt talk about it with her, I am a pacifist.
In a week there is going to be a whole bunch of hichschool aged girls here for a church camp thing called EFY. Now, I rember going to EFY and all the girls would be realy horny and try to hook up with whatever collage guy she could find. Now I hope to be that collage guy. Im only 17 Im not above girls 16 and older. Im still cool like that. I am realy sexualy deprived in my life right now.
By the way. All those coments ab out drinking and unprotected sex were jokes for realz. I thought you people would catch on to that one.
Love Jacob Waye Murphy.