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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave change to a homeless guy (90000points). Last Tuesday I broke jakelympia's X-Box (-12 points). In June I pillaged the less fortunate (-6 points). Last Monday I helped kristinturc see the light (8 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, coderedbug (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (150789564398 points). For Christmas I deserve fellatio from every girl in the entire world.!
Sincerely,
everythingz3n