Same post, but, EMO PICTURE UPDATE.
As per usual with all of my fuming rants, this won't have much symmetry, but at least i'll get it off my mind.
I hate MySpace. It wasn't until today, after stumbling upon three users in a row who i know for a fact are ugly in real life, but, thanks to an extreme angle shot, emo hair, breasts, etc, they actually look like a dateable human being. I hate it. I'm like the high school version of facebook, except the entire world. There's a small part of me that hopes that the 42 year old men who befriend my 16-18 year old couterparts will actually track down and try to "hook up" with these girls. Boy, that sure would be funny.
"Hey baby, remember me? You know, Don from Hillsboro, Oregon?
... or how about this encounter...
"Hey whats up you fine thing, remember me? It's Action Jackson! from Pittsburgh! I look like i'm a serious playa, but once you meet me, you'll realize that i'm shallow, boring, and most of all, kinda weird!"
Also, I really, really hate the people that put music videos in their profiles. HEY THANKS FOR STEALING MY BANDWIDTH, ASSHOLE. I don't want to hear/see their favorites artist's crappy music videos.
While on the subject of music, what is it with EVERYONE liking emoXcore, hardXcore, etc? Whatever happened to the rap/hip hop scene, huh? It seems like every person i used to know, etc. now likes: Fall Out Boy, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Hawthorne Heights, any and everyone pop punk band ever.
To close, I'm going to leave you with the only good MySpace user on the planet. RUPERT MURDOCH
Edit: Jon and I decided to take a picture that sums up about 90% of myspace user pictures. I give you: THE EMO PICTURE
I hate MySpace. It wasn't until today, after stumbling upon three users in a row who i know for a fact are ugly in real life, but, thanks to an extreme angle shot, emo hair, breasts, etc, they actually look like a dateable human being. I hate it. I'm like the high school version of facebook, except the entire world. There's a small part of me that hopes that the 42 year old men who befriend my 16-18 year old couterparts will actually track down and try to "hook up" with these girls. Boy, that sure would be funny.
"Hey baby, remember me? You know, Don from Hillsboro, Oregon?
... or how about this encounter...
"Hey whats up you fine thing, remember me? It's Action Jackson! from Pittsburgh! I look like i'm a serious playa, but once you meet me, you'll realize that i'm shallow, boring, and most of all, kinda weird!"
Also, I really, really hate the people that put music videos in their profiles. HEY THANKS FOR STEALING MY BANDWIDTH, ASSHOLE. I don't want to hear/see their favorites artist's crappy music videos.
While on the subject of music, what is it with EVERYONE liking emoXcore, hardXcore, etc? Whatever happened to the rap/hip hop scene, huh? It seems like every person i used to know, etc. now likes: Fall Out Boy, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Hawthorne Heights, any and everyone pop punk band ever.
To close, I'm going to leave you with the only good MySpace user on the planet. RUPERT MURDOCH
Edit: Jon and I decided to take a picture that sums up about 90% of myspace user pictures. I give you: THE EMO PICTURE