So uh,
The following words are those of Nick Bayer. I liked them. Kthx.
"To all the women out there, who complain about men being complicated and assholes:
You are dumb, Men are so easy to understand. That boggles my mind, that an entire sex can't figure us out.
We are a simple people who have very little interest in anything.
Those 3 things that interest us are Sex, Food, and Sleep. Everything else is just a distraction until we can get on of those.
Although, Men are sex crazed idiots. That doesn't mean we don't have respect for a womans right to "not put out." But mainly we just ignore it.
Here are some guidelines I think that girls should know about guys.
1. Ask us out...We're dumb, we can't possibly comprehend you're emotions...You have an over-abundance of feelings. What is the worst that could happen? You already have a distaste for men. So you wouldn't be losing anything in that department. So now you don't have to bother your friends with "does he like me." or "Do i have a chance." Because, You will always have a chance. As long as a guy is single. He will still be controlled by the impulses to mate. And if you are saving yourself for marriage. Fear not...Because, We will wait around because we have nothing better to do.
2. Tell us how you feel. If you are retarded and say "it's fine." "No, it's ok, i'll be fine." Don't!
It confuses the hell out of us. It's lying and lying is bad...So don't do it. Because, we will think that everything is fine and dandy. Until you blow up in our face and our defenses are completely down. That isn't very fair.
3. Girls are evil, dastardly creatures. That love to lie. We know this....That's one of the few things that we are sure of. You are manipulative, selfish, and always trying to forward you're own agenda. That's fine with us. We don't care. As long as there is a chance (even in fantasy) that we can get some."
Yeah, so uh. There you have it girls. You now understand every male the universe has ever known. Whether they'll admit it or not.
"To all the women out there, who complain about men being complicated and assholes:
You are dumb, Men are so easy to understand. That boggles my mind, that an entire sex can't figure us out.
We are a simple people who have very little interest in anything.
Those 3 things that interest us are Sex, Food, and Sleep. Everything else is just a distraction until we can get on of those.
Although, Men are sex crazed idiots. That doesn't mean we don't have respect for a womans right to "not put out." But mainly we just ignore it.
Here are some guidelines I think that girls should know about guys.
1. Ask us out...We're dumb, we can't possibly comprehend you're emotions...You have an over-abundance of feelings. What is the worst that could happen? You already have a distaste for men. So you wouldn't be losing anything in that department. So now you don't have to bother your friends with "does he like me." or "Do i have a chance." Because, You will always have a chance. As long as a guy is single. He will still be controlled by the impulses to mate. And if you are saving yourself for marriage. Fear not...Because, We will wait around because we have nothing better to do.
2. Tell us how you feel. If you are retarded and say "it's fine." "No, it's ok, i'll be fine." Don't!
It confuses the hell out of us. It's lying and lying is bad...So don't do it. Because, we will think that everything is fine and dandy. Until you blow up in our face and our defenses are completely down. That isn't very fair.
3. Girls are evil, dastardly creatures. That love to lie. We know this....That's one of the few things that we are sure of. You are manipulative, selfish, and always trying to forward you're own agenda. That's fine with us. We don't care. As long as there is a chance (even in fantasy) that we can get some."
Yeah, so uh. There you have it girls. You now understand every male the universe has ever known. Whether they'll admit it or not.