So Here's the Deal

[everythingonit]

After a twitter + Question Club freak out

I'm not proud to announce that

After Twenty-Four years of drinking lots of soda, eating lots of candy and all sorts of sugary delights in excess

And maintaining my superior dental hygiene regime...

I, Hamburger Jack, Jack to the Maxx, Peddler of Smiles....

Have

A Cavity.

I will go to the dentist and I will get it... fixed.

Somehow.

I've been told about CareCredit.

*sigh*

I've got to do a lot of things this weekend. I'm just going to have to suck it up and get it done.

I'm sure this would be so much easier if -

Holy Shit Anthony Hopkins is a Werewolf.

Whatever I'm saying here is Invalid.