I just had a pretty righteous dream
So me and these other people go into this chapel and above is the Sisteen chapel painting. Except it's not. All I can think is: "I've seen this in person, it's much bigger."
The guy is giving me this line, from another dream where I'd seen this ceiling and he's like,
"We've discovered some previously unpainted in areas! It was a real shocker!"
So we're looking at the areas, me and this group, and I'm thinking, this is a total crock because some of the figures features are from like, 18th century/19th century, I mean jesus Christ, one of the painting is like, god damn jefferson and washingston with boats and muskets.
Totally not Sisteen chapel.
So anyway, the man is like, if you and the leaders will come this way, we'll have a talk about our parishoners and protecting this great treasure. So alright, we split up.
Suddenly, I'm with group two, outside the room and there's a problem. These two... goons (14th? 15th? Crusader, Conquistador) type burst in. He's got a sword, he's killing people.
So me and my group are like OH NOZ
WHO IS IN MY GROUP?!
INIGO MONTOYA and JEREMY FUCKING IRONS as ARAMIS and ZEVRAN
So we fight and I have a spear/pole arm, I get deaded. Aramis gets cut, Zev is run through and Inigo puts up a great fight, but he too falls. We all sort of fall towards each other and we're sitting down, defeated... (and run through)
Okay, so back in the room where the "leader" went.
The curator/church leader is talking to this guy (unnamed) and his right hand (also unnamed, a guard I think? Maybe also Jeremy Irons *shrugs*) and the guy can hear the commotion outside, someone bursts in and is like, "They're here!"
Oddly enough, it's... also me, but whatever.
I tell them they're here, the curator is like (to the leader dude) This would be a good time to reveal your feelings.
The leader just gets wide eyed and blushes.
And Church guy is like YES! KEEP THROWING OUT BLUSHES! YOU BLUSH WITH THE BEST OF THEM!
Outside in our sitting death circle, Jeremy Irons is like, "I never got to tell that lad I loved him."
Inigo: Ah... he was kind of good looking.
Zevran: He had a damn fine ass, I know that.
Me: We're dead guys, we're dead.
Now, the guy who killed us is walking by, giving us a holier than thou look and Zevran is like:
"This was a good death! I won't lose next time! I'll be back when I get revived!"
The guy just snorts and Jeremy Irons is like, "Check this rapier... this rapier is clean. You guys?"
Inigo: Yeah, I'm not bleeding.
Zevran: I'm not feeling any pain.
Yeah, so we're totally alive and just as we get up to kick more ass...
THE DREAM IS OVER. NOOOOOO!!!!
The guy is giving me this line, from another dream where I'd seen this ceiling and he's like,
"We've discovered some previously unpainted in areas! It was a real shocker!"
So we're looking at the areas, me and this group, and I'm thinking, this is a total crock because some of the figures features are from like, 18th century/19th century, I mean jesus Christ, one of the painting is like, god damn jefferson and washingston with boats and muskets.
Totally not Sisteen chapel.
So anyway, the man is like, if you and the leaders will come this way, we'll have a talk about our parishoners and protecting this great treasure. So alright, we split up.
Suddenly, I'm with group two, outside the room and there's a problem. These two... goons (14th? 15th? Crusader, Conquistador) type burst in. He's got a sword, he's killing people.
So me and my group are like OH NOZ
WHO IS IN MY GROUP?!
INIGO MONTOYA and JEREMY FUCKING IRONS as ARAMIS and ZEVRAN
So we fight and I have a spear/pole arm, I get deaded. Aramis gets cut, Zev is run through and Inigo puts up a great fight, but he too falls. We all sort of fall towards each other and we're sitting down, defeated... (and run through)
Okay, so back in the room where the "leader" went.
The curator/church leader is talking to this guy (unnamed) and his right hand (also unnamed, a guard I think? Maybe also Jeremy Irons *shrugs*) and the guy can hear the commotion outside, someone bursts in and is like, "They're here!"
Oddly enough, it's... also me, but whatever.
I tell them they're here, the curator is like (to the leader dude) This would be a good time to reveal your feelings.
The leader just gets wide eyed and blushes.
And Church guy is like YES! KEEP THROWING OUT BLUSHES! YOU BLUSH WITH THE BEST OF THEM!
Outside in our sitting death circle, Jeremy Irons is like, "I never got to tell that lad I loved him."
Inigo: Ah... he was kind of good looking.
Zevran: He had a damn fine ass, I know that.
Me: We're dead guys, we're dead.
Now, the guy who killed us is walking by, giving us a holier than thou look and Zevran is like:
"This was a good death! I won't lose next time! I'll be back when I get revived!"
The guy just snorts and Jeremy Irons is like, "Check this rapier... this rapier is clean. You guys?"
Inigo: Yeah, I'm not bleeding.
Zevran: I'm not feeling any pain.
Yeah, so we're totally alive and just as we get up to kick more ass...
THE DREAM IS OVER. NOOOOOO!!!!