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[everythingmark]

i just want to be my dad
with a slight sprinkling of my mother

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[penicuik_clerk]

Rufus!

(that was my grandfather's middle name, btw) heh

[anonymous]

Why don't you just do him. Being in him would be getting pretty close. Probably has a pretty tight hole that has never been used for pumping action.