"Molly looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a brick"
Oh, and Karma... I get the message. I'll work on it. You can ease up now. For real.
Do you know what is really neat? That smell that puppies have. That one that is fluffy (if a smell can be fluffy) and like fabric softner, only it's 100% natural and not chemical-ly at all.
Do you know what is not so neat? The smell of the guy at the mall who walked up to me today and told me I looked just like his baby sister... and came up to me 5 minutes later and asked me to dinner. Ewnasty.
Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this.
1. "Jason looks like total crap." -- thanks google, thanks.
2. "PJ looks like he'd be down to whoop some ass anytime"-- i think that google is scared of me.
3. "Katie looks like recycled cat food" Ouch
4. "Michael looks like he's playing naked" (OMG do they like have a camera inside the screen or what!!!!!! Who knew??)
5. "Harley looks like a hot bitch" - yeay for me!! :D
6. "Jesse looks like he is fighting off a case of down's syndrome" What-Eva Google!!!
7. Ryan McCaw looks like he won something
8. Ricci looks like she stepped right out of the cast of "Lord of the Rings." With those big, spooky eyes of hers and a pair of little Vulcan ears that stick out when her hair's bobbed, as it is today, it seems as if Ricci would've been a natural for a hobbit, an elf, something. Damn! I knew I was a little strange....but WTHF???
9). "Amy looks like one of those icy chicks who explode if anyone drops food on her new white carpet, white duvet, white table cloth etc"-Okkkkkkkk...haha.
10) "Lil Kim Looks Like A Gremlin." ..... how sad
11) "Ashleigh looks like my brother".... Great... was it the boobs?
12) "Shaman Carl looks like he's having an orgasm, he then shoves the dead woman away to the floor." wth
13) "It looked soooo fun, and for some reason, I guess I'm guilty of juging before meeting, but Marie looks like she could pull your heart out of your chest with her bare hands." -yaaay! haha. Indeed. Watch out!
14) "Does anyone else thing Joel looks like Tobey Maguire in this picture??" - I don't see it, but I'll take
15) I don't know whats worse "Erik looks like Michael Jackson" or "Erik looks like a corpse".
16) "Andrew looks like a man in desperate need of a cheeseburger and a milkshake as he lags behind." heck yes i need a milkshake!
17) "Tyler looks like a ladyboy" thanx
18.) "Heathre was diagnosed as bi-polar when she was 13." Oh really, now?
19.) "Stephanie looks like natural on her first climb!" odd....
20.ALyssa looks like a hooker on halloween!!! lol thats kinda funny
21)Holly looks Like she Is pregnant again
22) Chloe looks like a bucket of warm shit. Hahaha, funny
23) Justin looks like a mix between michael jackson then and michael jackson now. haha. what the hell.-mE
24) Sara looks like her daddy, blond and has big blue green eyes
25) Reed looks like a man who has spent his entire life in a lab. ( Thanks)
26) "KC looks like a psycho Killer" Hahaha awesome
27) "voodoo looks like nothing more sinister than Catholicism with a libido and a sense of humour" I do indeed!
(http://www.camdennewjournal.co.uk/2004%20archive/290704/r290704_9.htm)
28) ~ "Captain D. looks like a Nice Bloke!" Yes, well... there you go.
29). "Maura looks like a prostitute in that pic" ...how dare they!!
30) "Stacey looks like she's 30" AWWW Ill take that :-)
31) Pamella looks like Chris will be in the next day or so...says he's going to shave his hair before heading over to the big sandbox. ... ew...he's too short!!!!
32.) "Robert looks like he just found out he has herpes" WTF?
33.) "David looks like a sophisticated cowboy.
34.)"Dawn looks like her body was made for loving, ripe and juicy enough to eat."
35.) "Tara looks like she's about to make another "frankenboob" debute. " (lol... Tara Reid)
36.) "Wendi looks like she hasn't washed her hair since Jerry Garcia died."
37.) "Melanie looks like she's already been partying with a bunch of cheeseburgers if you know what I mean"
38.) "Patrick looks like a dick and the whole show in general I think, is retarded." ---Just my freakin' luck...
39.)"Jacque looks like she has some good wood making potential."---This is hilarious to me, especially considering my dad has a construction company.
40)"Alice looks like a squirrel and the Queen of Hearts"
- a squirrel?
41) Hannah looks like a dude...... WTH!!! I just can't get away from this "boygirl" thing, can I!?!?!
42) Cody looks like one of those insects that are attracted to certain lights. Hmmm...I'll buy that.
43)"Emily looks like trouble"-Damn right!;)
44)"Julian looks like...jesus" saaa wheat
45) "Bonnie looks like a perfect little lady" haha! im finally considered innocent! fuck yeah!
46) "Jeff looks like he's hiding something." - Hmm, maybe I am!
47) Tyler- Tyler looks like his mommy when she was 16 months old. - wow i thought nobody relized that
48) Andrew- Andrew White looks like a refugee from Ocean Colour scheme.
49) "Kevin looks like snoop dogg, and snoop dogg looks like kev." hahahahahahahahahaha I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
50) "Meg looks like she could be found around one of the turns in the movie Labrynth....Shes sooo cute!"
bahaha i am amazing.
51) "Audrey looks like a cute little gnome in the soft green hat -- but, hey guys, cover that baby's ears!"
gnomes scare me.
52) "Andi looks like she has probably been used as a breeding dog for most of her life, kept in a dog run, and left alone quite a bit." - what the hell???
53) "Stephanie looks like a 3rd grade-teacher who wandered onto a porn set."-I don't even want to know
54) "(Though Matt looks like he hates .. everyone.) " - uh oh for ya'll
55.) Sara looks like she's gettin...- that's what i got. i also got..."This is what perfect looks like!!!! yayayaya! that's what im talkin about biatches!
56) "Nikki looks like she's grabbing her ass." hmm...but what am I really doing? I do like to trick people like that from time to time...
57) "Raelynn looks like she just got married." -Well, I won't be getting married for a while bc my guy's too scared, and we're too poor, but... I guess its nice to pretend!! LOL
58) "Tyler looks like somebody dusted off the Cryptkeeper puppet
and dressed him up in gypsy clothes." - umm...?
59) "Jaclyn looks like a gangster." - what can i say, google knows me. hah.
60) "Annabel looks like a real princess in her pretty pink dress with
matching bloomers and socks." THAT ROCKS.
61) " Lori looks like a race horse freshly sprung from the gate, pure energy in motion. Heat? What heat? Fatigue? What's that? Not something she's experiencing at the moment." Hmmm...okay. ;o)
62) "Angela looks like every Hollywood producer's second wife" Alright then.
63) "Stacy looks like Nikki Taylor" hehe tru tru haa
64) "justin looks like he is on drugs, he still looks gorgous which is scary." lol
65) "Joy looks like a dark blue prom dress" hahaha what?
66) "Meagan looks like her finger is a weapon she's about to stab you with, the guy next to her looks like he knows it, and the other guy just looks like he's hungry."
or "Meagan looks like a guy...Meagan don't beat me up!" lmao hmmm
67) "Wayne looks like he has driven into a swarm of flies as he flies down the highway smiling and drinking and tossing his hair and tossing cans in the desert." (OK, all of that could be possible except tossing my hair. huh, WTF... tossing my hair???)
68). DIONNA~ This game sucks! Google can't find any documents matching my unusual name! I feel so... unimportant :(
69.) "Alison looks like she's being arrested"
-or-
"Alison looks like a natural mommy"
-or-
"Alison looks like she has a lightning bolt through her head"
-or-
"Alison looks like a pirate, but a very lovely one. One that is clean and not wearing too much eyeliner."
Hmmm...thought they were all rather interesting. couldn't pick just one.
70.) LOL this is good... "emily looks like trouble" :p
and... "emily looks like she knows what she's doing"
71) Joey looks like his mother beat him on a constant basis with the ugly stick and
bathed him in the washing machine
72) Steph looks like she could be in some major trouble...
73) "Ward looks like a tough opponet at first sight"...heck yeah i do lol
74)"Kate looks like classic Kate. She's my favorite model ever! Gucci is
back on seamless with side lighting." yea buddy i'm a hawti now! lmao except when "Kate looks like a drunken bag lady" so many of them!!
75) People say Jonas looks younger than he is and thus regularely gets carded in bars. (WTF, over?)
76.) Tasha looks like she really enjoyed herself and didn't seem a bit shy. ;)
78) seth looks like he's singing , i just dont get the murder feeling other wise, oh my...
79) John Michael: if he does his hair right, he actually looks like Bruce Springstein.
Like Nina-Diva, John Michael looks like a fun guy to hang around with. ...
80) Ashley looks like a goth dish rag version of her sister. (well isn't that sweet??? why do I have to have the same name as a freaking Olsen twin???)
81) Diandra looks like a small head of romaine lettuce. (God, is it that obvious?)
82) "Lynn looks like a man on a mission!" which I misheard as "Lynn looks like a mathematician ... (hehe Ya'll must have misseen because I'm a woman!)
83) Lynette looks like she’s going to explode!!!!!! < sadly that's about right... too much stress!!
84. "Shannon looks like a Barbie doll..but she doesn't have to act like one!" hahahha I love it :)
85) "Casey looks like a porn star at prom." hehehehhehehehe
86) "Ash looks like a pretty, young
and evil gay french men..." YOU WISH.
87) "Sarah Looks like a jockey in training with a Prince Valiant haircut." *stare*
88) Katie ~ Aside from the repeat of "Katie looks like shit" which I am oh so fond of, I also look like "Recycled cat food","a boy", and " like she teaches marcrame and basket weaving at an Appalachian rec center". How incredibly flattering......
89. Lucy ~Lucy, looks like a "lopsided tic-tac-toe"and
Lucy looks like a rottie with a long tail-WTF?
90) Steve - Steve looks like a GQ Model. **ladies take notes...lol
91) Wyman - Wyman looks like a walking corpse.... OMG
92) Sean - Sean looks like the olympic representative from planet of the apes...that's just f*@ked up...
93) Jessica - Jessica looks like she just saw the actual size of nick’s dick. **lol are you serious!
94) Matthew - That Matthew looks like Matthew McConaughey. Any ladies interested???
95) Chaz - Chaz looks likes he's already in his fifties...Um..that's not something an aspiring model wants to hear!
96) Kristin - Kristin looks like she is about to pass out...google must have known me in college
97.)Nicolle-Nicolle..looks like a very bad girl .....and that is HOTTER then hell. ... I really like mine !!!!
98.) MArtha--Martha looks like an ordinary, average woman -homey and simple. NICE!
99) Chase- "Chase looks like he swallowed an airbag." Wow, I guess I should do MORE crunches...
100) "Josie Looks like Popeye's Illegitimate daughter and Maddie Looks like she just Smelled her Own Poop for The first Time ..."(Don't forget to eat your spinich)
101) "Has anyone else noticed that Alexa looks like she could be 'a little bit pregnant?' or is it just newlywed weight gain? ......no really, i'm not - pregnant or married!
102.) Lauren looks like she had a great party! haha wow i look like it, hmm. Maybe too much e8 haaa!
103.) "lindsey looks like an old women.i like her normal look befor she started ... (it sucks to share my name with lindsey lohan....all bad comments!)
104.) "brooke looks like any other baby girl"......Hmmmm
105.) "there're flashing light and blaring techno, and Aaron looks like a monk or something" a monk really, yeah, im just really not seeing it
106)"bethany looks like she's about to bring some trouble to this scene" YOU KNOW IT BABY!!!
107) Wes- "Wesley looks like he's going to kill somebody In that picture."
108-Jennifer looks like awful plastic surgery hahaha... i always new i was ugly.... just kidding...or am i??
109) "Katie looks like she's been kidnepped." - of course they were talking about Katie Holmes.
110) Molly looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a brick.
Do you know what is really neat? That smell that puppies have. That one that is fluffy (if a smell can be fluffy) and like fabric softner, only it's 100% natural and not chemical-ly at all.
Do you know what is not so neat? The smell of the guy at the mall who walked up to me today and told me I looked just like his baby sister... and came up to me 5 minutes later and asked me to dinner. Ewnasty.
Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this.
1. "Jason looks like total crap." -- thanks google, thanks.
2. "PJ looks like he'd be down to whoop some ass anytime"-- i think that google is scared of me.
3. "Katie looks like recycled cat food" Ouch
4. "Michael looks like he's playing naked" (OMG do they like have a camera inside the screen or what!!!!!! Who knew??)
5. "Harley looks like a hot bitch" - yeay for me!! :D
6. "Jesse looks like he is fighting off a case of down's syndrome" What-Eva Google!!!
7. Ryan McCaw looks like he won something
8. Ricci looks like she stepped right out of the cast of "Lord of the Rings." With those big, spooky eyes of hers and a pair of little Vulcan ears that stick out when her hair's bobbed, as it is today, it seems as if Ricci would've been a natural for a hobbit, an elf, something. Damn! I knew I was a little strange....but WTHF???
9). "Amy looks like one of those icy chicks who explode if anyone drops food on her new white carpet, white duvet, white table cloth etc"-Okkkkkkkk...haha.
10) "Lil Kim Looks Like A Gremlin." ..... how sad
11) "Ashleigh looks like my brother".... Great... was it the boobs?
12) "Shaman Carl looks like he's having an orgasm, he then shoves the dead woman away to the floor." wth
13) "It looked soooo fun, and for some reason, I guess I'm guilty of juging before meeting, but Marie looks like she could pull your heart out of your chest with her bare hands." -yaaay! haha. Indeed. Watch out!
14) "Does anyone else thing Joel looks like Tobey Maguire in this picture??" - I don't see it, but I'll take
15) I don't know whats worse "Erik looks like Michael Jackson" or "Erik looks like a corpse".
16) "Andrew looks like a man in desperate need of a cheeseburger and a milkshake as he lags behind." heck yes i need a milkshake!
17) "Tyler looks like a ladyboy" thanx
18.) "Heathre was diagnosed as bi-polar when she was 13." Oh really, now?
19.) "Stephanie looks like natural on her first climb!" odd....
20.ALyssa looks like a hooker on halloween!!! lol thats kinda funny
21)Holly looks Like she Is pregnant again
22) Chloe looks like a bucket of warm shit. Hahaha, funny
23) Justin looks like a mix between michael jackson then and michael jackson now. haha. what the hell.-mE
24) Sara looks like her daddy, blond and has big blue green eyes
25) Reed looks like a man who has spent his entire life in a lab. ( Thanks)
26) "KC looks like a psycho Killer" Hahaha awesome
27) "voodoo looks like nothing more sinister than Catholicism with a libido and a sense of humour" I do indeed!
(http://www.camdennewjournal.co.uk/2004%20archive/290704/r290704_9.htm)
28) ~ "Captain D. looks like a Nice Bloke!" Yes, well... there you go.
29). "Maura looks like a prostitute in that pic" ...how dare they!!
30) "Stacey looks like she's 30" AWWW Ill take that :-)
31) Pamella looks like Chris will be in the next day or so...says he's going to shave his hair before heading over to the big sandbox. ... ew...he's too short!!!!
32.) "Robert looks like he just found out he has herpes" WTF?
33.) "David looks like a sophisticated cowboy.
34.)"Dawn looks like her body was made for loving, ripe and juicy enough to eat."
35.) "Tara looks like she's about to make another "frankenboob" debute. " (lol... Tara Reid)
36.) "Wendi looks like she hasn't washed her hair since Jerry Garcia died."
37.) "Melanie looks like she's already been partying with a bunch of cheeseburgers if you know what I mean"
38.) "Patrick looks like a dick and the whole show in general I think, is retarded." ---Just my freakin' luck...
39.)"Jacque looks like she has some good wood making potential."---This is hilarious to me, especially considering my dad has a construction company.
40)"Alice looks like a squirrel and the Queen of Hearts"
- a squirrel?
41) Hannah looks like a dude...... WTH!!! I just can't get away from this "boygirl" thing, can I!?!?!
42) Cody looks like one of those insects that are attracted to certain lights. Hmmm...I'll buy that.
43)"Emily looks like trouble"-Damn right!;)
44)"Julian looks like...jesus" saaa wheat
45) "Bonnie looks like a perfect little lady" haha! im finally considered innocent! fuck yeah!
46) "Jeff looks like he's hiding something." - Hmm, maybe I am!
47) Tyler- Tyler looks like his mommy when she was 16 months old. - wow i thought nobody relized that
48) Andrew- Andrew White looks like a refugee from Ocean Colour scheme.
49) "Kevin looks like snoop dogg, and snoop dogg looks like kev." hahahahahahahahahaha I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
50) "Meg looks like she could be found around one of the turns in the movie Labrynth....Shes sooo cute!"
bahaha i am amazing.
51) "Audrey looks like a cute little gnome in the soft green hat -- but, hey guys, cover that baby's ears!"
gnomes scare me.
52) "Andi looks like she has probably been used as a breeding dog for most of her life, kept in a dog run, and left alone quite a bit." - what the hell???
53) "Stephanie looks like a 3rd grade-teacher who wandered onto a porn set."-I don't even want to know
54) "(Though Matt looks like he hates .. everyone.) " - uh oh for ya'll
55.) Sara looks like she's gettin...- that's what i got. i also got..."This is what perfect looks like!!!! yayayaya! that's what im talkin about biatches!
56) "Nikki looks like she's grabbing her ass." hmm...but what am I really doing? I do like to trick people like that from time to time...
57) "Raelynn looks like she just got married." -Well, I won't be getting married for a while bc my guy's too scared, and we're too poor, but... I guess its nice to pretend!! LOL
58) "Tyler looks like somebody dusted off the Cryptkeeper puppet
and dressed him up in gypsy clothes." - umm...?
59) "Jaclyn looks like a gangster." - what can i say, google knows me. hah.
60) "Annabel looks like a real princess in her pretty pink dress with
matching bloomers and socks." THAT ROCKS.
61) " Lori looks like a race horse freshly sprung from the gate, pure energy in motion. Heat? What heat? Fatigue? What's that? Not something she's experiencing at the moment." Hmmm...okay. ;o)
62) "Angela looks like every Hollywood producer's second wife" Alright then.
63) "Stacy looks like Nikki Taylor" hehe tru tru haa
64) "justin looks like he is on drugs, he still looks gorgous which is scary." lol
65) "Joy looks like a dark blue prom dress" hahaha what?
66) "Meagan looks like her finger is a weapon she's about to stab you with, the guy next to her looks like he knows it, and the other guy just looks like he's hungry."
or "Meagan looks like a guy...Meagan don't beat me up!" lmao hmmm
67) "Wayne looks like he has driven into a swarm of flies as he flies down the highway smiling and drinking and tossing his hair and tossing cans in the desert." (OK, all of that could be possible except tossing my hair. huh, WTF... tossing my hair???)
68). DIONNA~ This game sucks! Google can't find any documents matching my unusual name! I feel so... unimportant :(
69.) "Alison looks like she's being arrested"
-or-
"Alison looks like a natural mommy"
-or-
"Alison looks like she has a lightning bolt through her head"
-or-
"Alison looks like a pirate, but a very lovely one. One that is clean and not wearing too much eyeliner."
Hmmm...thought they were all rather interesting. couldn't pick just one.
70.) LOL this is good... "emily looks like trouble" :p
and... "emily looks like she knows what she's doing"
71) Joey looks like his mother beat him on a constant basis with the ugly stick and
bathed him in the washing machine
72) Steph looks like she could be in some major trouble...
73) "Ward looks like a tough opponet at first sight"...heck yeah i do lol
74)"Kate looks like classic Kate. She's my favorite model ever! Gucci is
back on seamless with side lighting." yea buddy i'm a hawti now! lmao except when "Kate looks like a drunken bag lady" so many of them!!
75) People say Jonas looks younger than he is and thus regularely gets carded in bars. (WTF, over?)
76.) Tasha looks like she really enjoyed herself and didn't seem a bit shy. ;)
78) seth looks like he's singing , i just dont get the murder feeling other wise, oh my...
79) John Michael: if he does his hair right, he actually looks like Bruce Springstein.
Like Nina-Diva, John Michael looks like a fun guy to hang around with. ...
80) Ashley looks like a goth dish rag version of her sister. (well isn't that sweet??? why do I have to have the same name as a freaking Olsen twin???)
81) Diandra looks like a small head of romaine lettuce. (God, is it that obvious?)
82) "Lynn looks like a man on a mission!" which I misheard as "Lynn looks like a mathematician ... (hehe Ya'll must have misseen because I'm a woman!)
83) Lynette looks like she’s going to explode!!!!!! < sadly that's about right... too much stress!!
84. "Shannon looks like a Barbie doll..but she doesn't have to act like one!" hahahha I love it :)
85) "Casey looks like a porn star at prom." hehehehhehehehe
86) "Ash looks like a pretty, young
and evil gay french men..." YOU WISH.
87) "Sarah Looks like a jockey in training with a Prince Valiant haircut." *stare*
88) Katie ~ Aside from the repeat of "Katie looks like shit" which I am oh so fond of, I also look like "Recycled cat food","a boy", and " like she teaches marcrame and basket weaving at an Appalachian rec center". How incredibly flattering......
89. Lucy ~Lucy, looks like a "lopsided tic-tac-toe"and
Lucy looks like a rottie with a long tail-WTF?
90) Steve - Steve looks like a GQ Model. **ladies take notes...lol
91) Wyman - Wyman looks like a walking corpse.... OMG
92) Sean - Sean looks like the olympic representative from planet of the apes...that's just f*@ked up...
93) Jessica - Jessica looks like she just saw the actual size of nick’s dick. **lol are you serious!
94) Matthew - That Matthew looks like Matthew McConaughey. Any ladies interested???
95) Chaz - Chaz looks likes he's already in his fifties...Um..that's not something an aspiring model wants to hear!
96) Kristin - Kristin looks like she is about to pass out...google must have known me in college
97.)Nicolle-Nicolle..looks like a very bad girl .....and that is HOTTER then hell. ... I really like mine !!!!
98.) MArtha--Martha looks like an ordinary, average woman -homey and simple. NICE!
99) Chase- "Chase looks like he swallowed an airbag." Wow, I guess I should do MORE crunches...
100) "Josie Looks like Popeye's Illegitimate daughter and Maddie Looks like she just Smelled her Own Poop for The first Time ..."(Don't forget to eat your spinich)
101) "Has anyone else noticed that Alexa looks like she could be 'a little bit pregnant?' or is it just newlywed weight gain? ......no really, i'm not - pregnant or married!
102.) Lauren looks like she had a great party! haha wow i look like it, hmm. Maybe too much e8 haaa!
103.) "lindsey looks like an old women.i like her normal look befor she started ... (it sucks to share my name with lindsey lohan....all bad comments!)
104.) "brooke looks like any other baby girl"......Hmmmm
105.) "there're flashing light and blaring techno, and Aaron looks like a monk or something" a monk really, yeah, im just really not seeing it
106)"bethany looks like she's about to bring some trouble to this scene" YOU KNOW IT BABY!!!
107) Wes- "Wesley looks like he's going to kill somebody In that picture."
108-Jennifer looks like awful plastic surgery hahaha... i always new i was ugly.... just kidding...or am i??
109) "Katie looks like she's been kidnepped." - of course they were talking about Katie Holmes.
110) Molly looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a brick.