man, you really freak me out
A guy just came to install cable and Internet (which I am now using), and he was writing my username and password, and said:
"I'm going to leave you my personal number, I'm always around town, call if you need anything,"
and I'm like, wow, that's really nice of him, and THEN:
"like if you have a bad therapy session, I have good hands, I give great massages."
And I'm immediately like, OH.
Does this happen a lot to people? Please, please tell me it does. Because I wasn't being particularly friendly to him or anything, I was just making visibly effortful conversation, and he comes out with this shit. Also: I look awful today (no makeup, haven't washed my hair), so did that make it *okay* for him to say that to me? Just because I don't look business-like? Like, if it were on the street, I'd wrinkle my nose and be fine, but we're in my apartment alone, and please don't threaten me with implications that your hands want to be all over my bod.
Yes, this makes me unhappy.
"I'm going to leave you my personal number, I'm always around town, call if you need anything,"
and I'm like, wow, that's really nice of him, and THEN:
"like if you have a bad therapy session, I have good hands, I give great massages."
And I'm immediately like, OH.
Does this happen a lot to people? Please, please tell me it does. Because I wasn't being particularly friendly to him or anything, I was just making visibly effortful conversation, and he comes out with this shit. Also: I look awful today (no makeup, haven't washed my hair), so did that make it *okay* for him to say that to me? Just because I don't look business-like? Like, if it were on the street, I'd wrinkle my nose and be fine, but we're in my apartment alone, and please don't threaten me with implications that your hands want to be all over my bod.
Yes, this makes me unhappy.