Thanks But No Thanks | Sarah Palin/Jill Biden/(Michelle Obama) | 2/2
anonymous
February 12 2009, 15:00:31 UTC
Soft lips on her neck. "It's okay, honey." Jill's hand slipped down Sarah's thigh, under the hem of her dress. "I'm going to get you off, and it's going to be so good."
Hands trailed up the inside of her leg, and brushed against her through her panties. "Oh my G--" Sarah bit her lip, trying to stifle the moan.
"Feels good, doesn't it?"
"Yes--"
Fingers brushed against her again and Sarah pushed against them. Jill moved her other hand--Sarah's fingers still clenched tight around it--down over Sarah's stomach. The hand between her legs moved her damp panties aside and pressed against her--oh, right there, oh God yes.
Jill's thumb flicked over her clit and Sarah was moaning for real now. Her eyes were squeezed so tight shut they hurt. She didn't think she was still breathing.
"I think," said Jill in her ear, "I think you want to do this to someone. I think you want to know how this feels." Sarah was beyond answering, just please, please--and then, oh, oh fuck--she'd apologize to God for that word later--oh God yes, Jill's fingers were inside her. Twisting, thrusting, up, up inside. Oh please, oh please oh please oh please.
"It feels wonderful, Sarah. Having your fingers up inside a woman like this. So slick and wet and hot...come on, honey, come on, yeah, just like that."
Sarah arched into Jill's hands, begging, all out of words, all out of coherent thought. Please, just, please--
"Who are you thinking of, Sarah?"
And Sarah saw those beautiful dark brown eyes, so intensely passionate about--about all the wrong things--and she came, hard, around Jill's fingers.
She came to herself to find Jill's hands resting loosely on her hips, and Sarah shoved herself up and away from the sofa. Out of Jill's arms. She stumbled back a step, pulling down fiercely on her skirt, smoothing out her jacket. She wiped at her eyes. Should have worn waterproof mascara.
"You--you--" Sarah tried to find words but they wouldn't come. "I can't believe--"
"It's all right," Jill said. So fucking calm, sitting there on the sofa. Like this was normal, not an awful thing Sarah had just done--yes, that's right, an awful thing that liberal Democrat just did, that, that incredibly pretty liberal Democrat whose husband--oh God.
"I won't tell anyone," Jill said, but Sarah was rushing for the bathroom.
Jill waited a moment, then got to her feet. She smoothed down her dress, and reached into her purse for her phone and checked the time. Oh, good. Just enough time. She punched in a familiar number.
She smiled to herself as she left the dressing room. Oh, Joe was going to do so well tonight.
The voice mail on the other end picked up. "Hi honey," Jill said. "Miss you so much, Michelle."
Re: Thanks But No Thanks | Sarah Palin/Jill Biden/(Michelle Obama) | 2/2
anonymous
February 16 2009, 02:49:19 UTC
Unf. This hits so many of my kinks; some I didn't even know I had. I really dislike Sarah as a person, but I do think she is pretty. And the whole forbidden/ guilt thing? Mmmmmyes.
Re: Thanks But No Thanks | Sarah Palin/Jill Biden/(Michelle Obama) | 2/2
anonymous
February 16 2009, 03:11:14 UTC
Oh good! :D I wasn't sure, I mean, it wasn't any of the people you specified. (Also wasn't sure if you meant, like, actual Sarah Palin porn--in most contexts that would disturb me but somehow it just happened here. :D)
Re: Thanks But No Thanks | Sarah Palin/Jill Biden/(Michelle Obama) | 2/2
anonymous
February 16 2009, 03:13:58 UTC
I love neoconslash, it's such a kink of mine to see homophobes and sexists have their prescribed gender and sexuality roles thrown awry in porn, ahahaha, so yes I definitely did want Sarah Palin porn! But beyond that any and every hot liberal woman would have been hot for me - Jill Biden just slipped my mind as a choice, but she is as sexxxy as any of the ladies I did request, oh yes. So thank you, for real! It was everything I hoped for and more. ♥
Re: Thanks But No Thanks | Sarah Palin/Jill Biden/(Michelle Obama) | 2/2
anonymous
February 16 2009, 03:32:52 UTC
Yeah, there is something about it--like "Stephen" and his intense sexual fantasies about Jon/Rachel/whoever. Shattered!"Stephen" is the hottest thing ever.
And Jill--someone once prompted for Joe/Sarah, which I could almost see but not quite, and besides that wouldn't have had the extra oomph of it being a zomggay! pairing. Also, of course, if one takes Jill/Michelle as practically canon (which I so do), then Jill *has* what Sarah's been lusting after secretly. Nom. :)
That said, I'd quite read Hillary/Sarah, Tina Fey/Sarah, etc. Or Tina Fey/anyone...mmm Tina Fey...did I have a point here.....
Hands trailed up the inside of her leg, and brushed against her through her panties. "Oh my G--" Sarah bit her lip, trying to stifle the moan.
"Feels good, doesn't it?"
"Yes--"
Fingers brushed against her again and Sarah pushed against them. Jill moved her other hand--Sarah's fingers still clenched tight around it--down over Sarah's stomach. The hand between her legs moved her damp panties aside and pressed against her--oh, right there, oh God yes.
Jill's thumb flicked over her clit and Sarah was moaning for real now. Her eyes were squeezed so tight shut they hurt. She didn't think she was still breathing.
"I think," said Jill in her ear, "I think you want to do this to someone. I think you want to know how this feels." Sarah was beyond answering, just please, please--and then, oh, oh fuck--she'd apologize to God for that word later--oh God yes, Jill's fingers were inside her. Twisting, thrusting, up, up inside. Oh please, oh please oh please oh please.
"It feels wonderful, Sarah. Having your fingers up inside a woman like this. So slick and wet and hot...come on, honey, come on, yeah, just like that."
Sarah arched into Jill's hands, begging, all out of words, all out of coherent thought. Please, just, please--
"Who are you thinking of, Sarah?"
And Sarah saw those beautiful dark brown eyes, so intensely passionate about--about all the wrong things--and she came, hard, around Jill's fingers.
She came to herself to find Jill's hands resting loosely on her hips, and Sarah shoved herself up and away from the sofa. Out of Jill's arms. She stumbled back a step, pulling down fiercely on her skirt, smoothing out her jacket. She wiped at her eyes. Should have worn waterproof mascara.
"You--you--" Sarah tried to find words but they wouldn't come. "I can't believe--"
"It's all right," Jill said. So fucking calm, sitting there on the sofa. Like this was normal, not an awful thing Sarah had just done--yes, that's right, an awful thing that liberal Democrat just did, that, that incredibly pretty liberal Democrat whose husband--oh God.
"I won't tell anyone," Jill said, but Sarah was rushing for the bathroom.
Jill waited a moment, then got to her feet. She smoothed down her dress, and reached into her purse for her phone and checked the time. Oh, good. Just enough time. She punched in a familiar number.
She smiled to herself as she left the dressing room. Oh, Joe was going to do so well tonight.
The voice mail on the other end picked up. "Hi honey," Jill said. "Miss you so much, Michelle."
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Your mind, it is brilliant but worries me so much.
Kudos for Jill and Michelle's secret homo liberal affair :D
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Thank you, LOL!!
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(It's a great discovery to make, bb. Being bi rocks.)
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And thank you! <3 Kink-hitting iz good. \o.
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So, THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANON! You hit my kinks and then some, mmmmmmm.
- Your requester *__*
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\o/
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And Jill--someone once prompted for Joe/Sarah, which I could almost see but not quite, and besides that wouldn't have had the extra oomph of it being a zomggay! pairing. Also, of course, if one takes Jill/Michelle as practically canon (which I so do), then Jill *has* what Sarah's been lusting after secretly. Nom. :)
That said, I'd quite read Hillary/Sarah, Tina Fey/Sarah, etc. Or Tina Fey/anyone...mmm Tina Fey...did I have a point here.....
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