this is the best list of top ten movies i ever read...
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1. Freddy Got Fingered (2001). While most consider the term “a Tom Green comedy” an oxymoron (including my friend Ben, who repeatedly pointed out during his first viewing that, “This wouldn’t be funny if I wasn’t drunk.”), it couldn’t be more redundant in this case. Freddy Got Fingered is the only movie I’ve seen that meets all the criteria of a cinematic masterpiece: a grown man crawling inside an animal corpse, the licking of a human flesh wound, the biting of a live umbilical cord, Shaquille O’Neal, a crippled woman orgasming as a bamboo stick is slammed into her lifeless shins, breakfast meats strapped to a keyboard, the stroking of more than one animal penis, Anthony Michael Hall, a father drunkenly telling his son to fuck him, a hostage situation, violent cartoons, a grown man checking into a center for molested children… I could go on but I don’t want to ruin the good stuff. Go buy it! If you watch it, and don’t like it, then you’re probably not smart enough to understand the complexities of this work of pure movie magic.
Key Performance: Most of Green’s antics wouldn’t be nearly as funny if his volatile dad (a hilarious Rip Torn) wasn’t there to go apeshit. Quotable: Green’s girlfriend, Betty: “But Gord, I don't care about jewels. I just want to suck your cock.” Related Link: IMDB’s Bottom 100 Movies. FGF is rated #93 by the users of the site, who come to IMDB because they don’t know anything about movies.
1. Freddy Got Fingered (2001). While most consider the term “a Tom Green comedy” an oxymoron (including my friend Ben, who repeatedly pointed out during his first viewing that, “This wouldn’t be funny if I wasn’t drunk.”), it couldn’t be more redundant in this case. Freddy Got Fingered is the only movie I’ve seen that meets all the criteria of a cinematic masterpiece: a grown man crawling inside an animal corpse, the licking of a human flesh wound, the biting of a live umbilical cord, Shaquille O’Neal, a crippled woman orgasming as a bamboo stick is slammed into her lifeless shins, breakfast meats strapped to a keyboard, the stroking of more than one animal penis, Anthony Michael Hall, a father drunkenly telling his son to fuck him, a hostage situation, violent cartoons, a grown man checking into a center for molested children… I could go on but I don’t want to ruin the good stuff. Go buy it! If you watch it, and don’t like it, then you’re probably not smart enough to understand the complexities of this work of pure movie magic.
Key Performance: Most of Green’s antics wouldn’t be nearly as funny if his volatile dad (a hilarious Rip Torn) wasn’t there to go apeshit. Quotable: Green’s girlfriend, Betty: “But Gord, I don't care about jewels. I just want to suck your cock.” Related Link: IMDB’s Bottom 100 Movies. FGF is rated #93 by the users of the site, who come to IMDB because they don’t know anything about movies.