"Not everyone is great. That's the problem. Some of us are just... ordinary."

[everyonestop]

So, the job hunt has been exceedingly unsuccessful. It's very upsetting when places don't even give out applications. Alasss. There are a few more places to try before I lie down and die of poor-...dom. I really will work that night shift at CVS. I WILL. I'LL DO IT. Just pay me plz. That is all I need.

Furthermore, the idea of being stuck in the house for copious amounts of time is not at all appealing.

• In random news, my brother got his license and ran over Mrs. Hochheisers potted plants. I am moderately mortified. He's a menace and a cocky dummy behind the wheel. Bad combo.
• Your Sister's Keeper: I keep seeing trailers and of course know the story from those times when EVERYONE was reading it... the concept of it is HORRIFYING. Worst parents ever much? I'm sorry, I know it's meant to be ~*touching*~ but everything about it rubs me the wrong way.
• I worry that movies are a dying art. So much crap is being put up and even if it's not crap, it's a reboot/sequel/some rendition of a story that's already been done before. Is there no more originality? Like, srsly, G.I. Joe: The Movie?! Why? I mean, I liked UP, it was very cute, but it wasn't a great movie. I need to be reassured, haha. Give me a gem in the midst of all the summer blockbuster bullshit. Then again, I did love Star Trek... not as much as The Dark Knight, but it is pretty awesome.
• I'm watching Night at the Museum and enjoying it thoroughly. See! I'm not asking for cinematic masterpieces, just good entertainment.
• ... Land of the Lost trailers do not help with my film-industry related worries... Will Ferrel, you are BETTER THAN THIS!
• I might start watching Heroes for Sylar (stfu, Kate, I think he's goooorgeous.):

His arms. His back. His EVERYTHING. Unf unf unf.

Finally, the following is lawlzy as HELL:

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