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A Dialogue Between Andy & Larry Wachowski:
ANDY: Dude, I am so baked.
LARRY: They totally need the script for the next two movies, like, tomorrow, dude.
ANDY: Dude, I am so baked.
LARRY: You said that already, dude.
ANDY: Dude, I am so -
LARRY: DUDE! What's the matter with you?
ANDY: I think I see Jesus, dude.
LARRY: We need ideas for the script, man.
ANDY: What if Neo was Jesus?
LARRY: Dude...
ANDY: Dude?
LARRY: That's mad deep.
Ten minutes later.
ANDY: ... it was badass, dude! There were, like, all these crazy robots and shit, and all of the guys had, like, long hair.
LARRY: Wait... weren't we talking about the movie?
ANDY: I don't know. I've just been typing all the shit we've been talking about.
LARRY: But, dude, what about... plot holes?
ANDY: You mean, like... those little air bubbles that come packed in plastic, and like, you pop them?
LARRY: No, dude. That's wrapping paper.
ANDY: Oh... so, like, what if there were a billion Hugo Weavings?
LARRY: Dude...
ANDY: Dude?
LARRY: That's mad deep.
The next day.
PRODUCER: Andy, Larry, I looked at your script, and... I... I just don't get it. What's going on?
ANDY: Here, let me take a look at it. (He glances at the script and confers with Larry).
ANDY & LARRY: Oh.
PRODUCER: What?
LARRY: Here. Just, replace all instances of "Jesus" with "Neo," and all instances of "Bondage King" with "Merovingian."
PRODUCER: Ohh, now it makes sense. You mention "DBZ..." what is that?
ANDY: No, no. Flying Kung Fu.
PRODUCER: Oh. We can do that. Also, you have references to "total Hugo Weaving" every so often.
ANDY & LARRY: Hmm... (They confer, with a couple of "Oh yeah!"s and a few bursts of giggles.)
PRODUCER: (Impatiently.) Well?
LARRY: Uhh, Hugo Weaving multiplies himself a billion times.
PRODUCER: What?! That will look ridiculous!
ANDY: No, no! See, he's, uh, a virus.
PRODUCER: But that's what he calls humans!
ANDY: Well, uh, he... um...
LARRY: Irony!
ANDY: Yeah! Irony.
PRODUCER: ... and the Jesus thing?
ANDY: ...
LARRY: (Trades glances with Andy.)
ANDY & LARRY: Irony. (Nod and look to each other reassuringly.)
(At the first movie screenings.)
ANDY: Dude...
LARRY: Dude?
ANDY: Remember, like, how I was supposed to proofread the last scene, like... a few weeks ago?
LARRY: Yeah.
ANDY: I totally, like, rolled it.
LARRY: And smoked it?
ANDY: (Matter-of-factly.) Dude.
LARRY: But, like, now no one will know how it ends.
ANDY: It's okay, dude.
LARRY: Why?
ANDY: We got Sean Connery to sign a deal to be The One in the next trilogy.
LARRY: Dude...
ANDY: Dude?
LARRY: That's mad deep.
AND ITS SO FUCKING TRUE ROFL DYING NOW
- ded
ANDY: Dude, I am so baked.
LARRY: They totally need the script for the next two movies, like, tomorrow, dude.
ANDY: Dude, I am so baked.
LARRY: You said that already, dude.
ANDY: Dude, I am so -
LARRY: DUDE! What's the matter with you?
ANDY: I think I see Jesus, dude.
LARRY: We need ideas for the script, man.
ANDY: What if Neo was Jesus?
LARRY: Dude...
ANDY: Dude?
LARRY: That's mad deep.
Ten minutes later.
ANDY: ... it was badass, dude! There were, like, all these crazy robots and shit, and all of the guys had, like, long hair.
LARRY: Wait... weren't we talking about the movie?
ANDY: I don't know. I've just been typing all the shit we've been talking about.
LARRY: But, dude, what about... plot holes?
ANDY: You mean, like... those little air bubbles that come packed in plastic, and like, you pop them?
LARRY: No, dude. That's wrapping paper.
ANDY: Oh... so, like, what if there were a billion Hugo Weavings?
LARRY: Dude...
ANDY: Dude?
LARRY: That's mad deep.
The next day.
PRODUCER: Andy, Larry, I looked at your script, and... I... I just don't get it. What's going on?
ANDY: Here, let me take a look at it. (He glances at the script and confers with Larry).
ANDY & LARRY: Oh.
PRODUCER: What?
LARRY: Here. Just, replace all instances of "Jesus" with "Neo," and all instances of "Bondage King" with "Merovingian."
PRODUCER: Ohh, now it makes sense. You mention "DBZ..." what is that?
ANDY: No, no. Flying Kung Fu.
PRODUCER: Oh. We can do that. Also, you have references to "total Hugo Weaving" every so often.
ANDY & LARRY: Hmm... (They confer, with a couple of "Oh yeah!"s and a few bursts of giggles.)
PRODUCER: (Impatiently.) Well?
LARRY: Uhh, Hugo Weaving multiplies himself a billion times.
PRODUCER: What?! That will look ridiculous!
ANDY: No, no! See, he's, uh, a virus.
PRODUCER: But that's what he calls humans!
ANDY: Well, uh, he... um...
LARRY: Irony!
ANDY: Yeah! Irony.
PRODUCER: ... and the Jesus thing?
ANDY: ...
LARRY: (Trades glances with Andy.)
ANDY & LARRY: Irony. (Nod and look to each other reassuringly.)
(At the first movie screenings.)
ANDY: Dude...
LARRY: Dude?
ANDY: Remember, like, how I was supposed to proofread the last scene, like... a few weeks ago?
LARRY: Yeah.
ANDY: I totally, like, rolled it.
LARRY: And smoked it?
ANDY: (Matter-of-factly.) Dude.
LARRY: But, like, now no one will know how it ends.
ANDY: It's okay, dude.
LARRY: Why?
ANDY: We got Sean Connery to sign a deal to be The One in the next trilogy.
LARRY: Dude...
ANDY: Dude?
LARRY: That's mad deep.
AND ITS SO FUCKING TRUE ROFL DYING NOW
- ded