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Copper Movies
I sent this to Maddox when he wrote about how much some movies suck.
Okay, this is about that cop movie thing. I have a suggestion but screw you if you already thought of it. Well, I know a good way to avoid crappy movies is to see what kind of people are buying tickets for it.
1)If you see a woman who seems to be the size of an average mom enslaved to kids purchasing more than one ticket for the movie.
2)If you see a woman who seems to be the size of an average mom enslaved to kids purchasing a ticket for the movie.
3)If a group of friends under the legal age to enter suicide booths are yapping about how great the movie was the first nine times, is sneaking into the movie.
4)If the movie reviewers call it a "zany" new film, or 'heart warming' or call it exciting without mentioning sex or gore. (Or if fat-ass and hobo are allowed to give it two thumbs up.)
5)Come on, if the movie stars an Asian and an African American you know that it will spend way too much time focusing on being politically correct. (wow I hate that term)
#1)There are no kids with pipe marks all over their faces in sight looking down at the ground with no money plotting to kill the next happy bunny mascot he sees.
Yes (I would say yeah, but most people have forgotten that silent letters exist in common phrases) you can tell a lot about the retardedness of a movie just based on how gayly people act about it. Oh I almost forgot, if the soundtrack is the most advertised part of the movie, you may want to turn off the television and vegetate in peace. Holy crap MTV sucks. What does it even stand for. That acronym is the most debated one since SAT.
Sincerely,
Troy\
P.S.
I call myself Troy now because I am rejecting my status as a looser dishonest 15 year old. Too bad Troy sounds pretty Republican. Can you tell me about names that sound like that of the Rapist party, because these umbrella's vegetables keep themselves under don't acknowledge people who can think for more than the time it takes for me to realize that most movies suck.
Copper Movies
I sent this to Maddox when he wrote about how much some movies suck.
Okay, this is about that cop movie thing. I have a suggestion but screw you if you already thought of it. Well, I know a good way to avoid crappy movies is to see what kind of people are buying tickets for it.
1)If you see a woman who seems to be the size of an average mom enslaved to kids purchasing more than one ticket for the movie.
2)If you see a woman who seems to be the size of an average mom enslaved to kids purchasing a ticket for the movie.
3)If a group of friends under the legal age to enter suicide booths are yapping about how great the movie was the first nine times, is sneaking into the movie.
4)If the movie reviewers call it a "zany" new film, or 'heart warming' or call it exciting without mentioning sex or gore. (Or if fat-ass and hobo are allowed to give it two thumbs up.)
5)Come on, if the movie stars an Asian and an African American you know that it will spend way too much time focusing on being politically correct. (wow I hate that term)
#1)There are no kids with pipe marks all over their faces in sight looking down at the ground with no money plotting to kill the next happy bunny mascot he sees.
Yes (I would say yeah, but most people have forgotten that silent letters exist in common phrases) you can tell a lot about the retardedness of a movie just based on how gayly people act about it. Oh I almost forgot, if the soundtrack is the most advertised part of the movie, you may want to turn off the television and vegetate in peace. Holy crap MTV sucks. What does it even stand for. That acronym is the most debated one since SAT.
Sincerely,
Troy\
P.S.
I call myself Troy now because I am rejecting my status as a looser dishonest 15 year old. Too bad Troy sounds pretty Republican. Can you tell me about names that sound like that of the Rapist party, because these umbrella's vegetables keep themselves under don't acknowledge people who can think for more than the time it takes for me to realize that most movies suck.