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[justatailor]

1. Why are you applying?Because I have known, for a long time in fact, that I am a failure. I want to be justified in my line of thinking, therefore, I must fail miserably in gaining acceptance to this community in order to be able to go around and proudly proclaim that I am a failure

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[opaleyes]

Also, because Nikki is a smelly pirate hooker that looks like a blueberry.
Shit. Now EVERYONE knows.

But you totally stole my answer for #4! So I will be the first to say...

REJECTED!!!!!

[justatailor]

Whatever. I am too good for this community. You all must be a bunch of 13 year old losers. With pimples. And overweight step-dads that have mullets.

[opaleyes]

Your mom has a mullet!

[alexander]

I rejected you mom last night

[justatailor]

and I taped it and put it on the internetz.

[kandigurl]

I got the impression from this application that you smell bad so REJECTED!!! Orz.

[alexander]

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU smell bad! And I already rejected you! Why are you rejecting other rejects?

[kandigurl]

BECAUSE IT'S REJECT-TASTIC!!!

[justatailor]

At least I don't smell as bad as your face!

[purpledragon104]

You are soooo REJECTED because everyone knows purple can only be counted to forward, nobody can count to it backwards.

[justatailor]

Actually, they've done a study. You can only count to pudding forward, but purple and puppies can be counted backwards.

[purpledragon104]

I must have missed that study. You'll still REJECTED because you corrected me!

[carmen]

I am REJECTING you because you were the first person to apply in almost two weeks, and that just SCREAMS of pushing.

[carmen]

!!!

In over a month! Not two weeks! Almost a month and two weeks!

AND you made me make a mistake so you are SUPER DUPER DOUBLE REJECTED, so THERE.

[justatailor]

Whateva! I'm a Slytherin and I know it!

...whoops...wrong community...

[carmen]

HARRY POTTER REFERENCE IN A NON-HP COMMUNITY!

TRIPLE SQUIBBIFICATION

CAUSING ME TO CAPSLOCK!

QUADRUPLE SQUIBBIFCATORIANATION!