Uncle Sam's Dirty Fuckbag
I got a job. I start Monday. How lame. I have mixed feelings about it. Like I want to get off my ass and everything but my hours are 6:00 am to 4:30 pm Monday through Friday. Sometimes Saturday. I guess that is good because Friday and Saturday are basically overtime. But six in the morning? I am definitely not a morning person.
I miss girls. Does anybody want to go on a date with me? I won't even slap you around or call you bitches or hoes. Well, unless you want me too. Wow. Who the fuck do I think I'm kidding? Nobody.
SWM seeking SF
Let's Cuddle.
Ha. I am the funniest person I know.