And now, for something entirely different...
Top 10 Stupid Things Men Have Said to Me
I really wish a lot of the shit on this list hadn't been said, but alas, it has. What's even worse was that some of it was uttered by people not under the influence of narcotics or alcohol. But I assure you, that the majority of it was.
1) Look, I've been at work all day, and I've only had 5 hours sleep, so you better just eat your meal and have lowered expectations about what's going to happen this evening.
2) You're trying too hard to be different.
3) Hey Baby!
4) I'll give you $800 to sit on my face.
5) So is your friend single?
6) What do you mean you don't drink to get drunk?
7) Why don't you want to do chicks?
8) I saw your picture. You must be a freak!
9) Do you like sex?
10) Can I borrow your costumes?
I really wish a lot of the shit on this list hadn't been said, but alas, it has. What's even worse was that some of it was uttered by people not under the influence of narcotics or alcohol. But I assure you, that the majority of it was.
1) Look, I've been at work all day, and I've only had 5 hours sleep, so you better just eat your meal and have lowered expectations about what's going to happen this evening.
2) You're trying too hard to be different.
3) Hey Baby!
4) I'll give you $800 to sit on my face.
5) So is your friend single?
6) What do you mean you don't drink to get drunk?
7) Why don't you want to do chicks?
8) I saw your picture. You must be a freak!
9) Do you like sex?
10) Can I borrow your costumes?