So I flirted my way out of a ticket the other day....
I do this thing where I write angry letters to people when I want to vent frustration and never send them. Well I wrote one to a sertain someone and thought they should have it. Now mind you I was upset and angery at the time and acted out of rage. But, I broke into the persons house when I knew they weren't home and left the letter on their bed. I got scared and nervious that they would some how show up so as soon as the letter was out of my hands I booked it as fast as I could out of there. On the was to my car I realized that their neighbor had seen me break in and then run away. So I speed out of there. Not paying attention I then see a cop behind me, and he pulled me over. I thought the neighbor had reported me. I freaked out! The cop asked me "Do you know why I pulled you over?" and like a retard I just smiled at him and said "why?". Then I noticed he smiled back so I pretended to play this stupid ditz and joke and laugh with him. After about 5 minutes he told me why he pulled me over. I ran a red light! That was it! No jail from breaking and entering like I was expecting, just a stupid red light! He told me to becarful next time, he didn't give me a ticket or take down any licsence numbers. I felt like an idiot. I am an idiot! The letter did acomplish waht I wanted it too though. The person is so mad now they're not calling which is waht I want. But they did write a nasty Email to me calling me names and a stalker. But stalkers don't break into house they only watch from afar. Duh!
Everything is good now. I went to the dentist this morning and my face was numb for like 4 hours. This Sunday I'm going swing danceing again in Portland. I can't wait! Anything to take my mind of of all this. Over and out.
Everything is good now. I went to the dentist this morning and my face was numb for like 4 hours. This Sunday I'm going swing danceing again in Portland. I can't wait! Anything to take my mind of of all this. Over and out.