In fact, I recommend you remove your ovaries completely

[everybodysenemy]

You keep your head up kid; things are going to be just fine real soon.

"How can I possibly comprehend your level of excitement?"

Do fourteen handstands in your front lawn.
If you don't have a front lawn, use the nearest one.
Have late night giggle-fests with your sisters (brothers) in spirit.
Go to a sweaty basement show and dance the night away.
Do things that make you slightly uncomfortable, because you've never done them before.

San Francisco, I love you. And if I didn't love Washington more, I'd want to move into your grasp.

Life rewards those who supersize their asparagus.
Party tonight, anyone?