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So, I have given up on any and all relationships involving males of any sort.
I cannot read them for the life of me!
The guys I don't like, I can be good friends with...yet, they end up wanting me and I say no, thus abolishing previous close friendship. Past two close friends ended up as such.
Guys I do like, I can't even talk to. I stammer, stutter and say THE most retarded things to ever emerge from someone's mouth. I'm worse than Dilton Doiley! And he was bad!
So, I don't date my friends and can't befriend who I want to date.
I may as well start picking out the cat names now. I will be the scary ol' lady at the end of the street. Kids will dare each other to come up to my door on Halloween. And I'll chase them away with my assorted scary old lady things. My cats will be my friends. That's all I need.
I fucking hate cats.
Maybe I'll get some fish....
I cannot read them for the life of me!
The guys I don't like, I can be good friends with...yet, they end up wanting me and I say no, thus abolishing previous close friendship. Past two close friends ended up as such.
Guys I do like, I can't even talk to. I stammer, stutter and say THE most retarded things to ever emerge from someone's mouth. I'm worse than Dilton Doiley! And he was bad!
So, I don't date my friends and can't befriend who I want to date.
I may as well start picking out the cat names now. I will be the scary ol' lady at the end of the street. Kids will dare each other to come up to my door on Halloween. And I'll chase them away with my assorted scary old lady things. My cats will be my friends. That's all I need.
I fucking hate cats.
Maybe I'll get some fish....