Sahara
I guess two of the not-so-obvious drawbacks to getting a kitten are:
1. She might knock a full glass of water into the middle of your bed because she wants to chew on the straw that's in it.
2. She might take a huge shit in your bathtub if you lock her out of the bedroom because she's annoying the hell out of you at 6 a.m.
And it wasn't just a huge shit. It was a huge shit that she somehow got all over her paws and then scratched at the tub, leaving streaky, shitty paw marks covering one corner of the tub. And then it dried.
But then she gives you those big Puss In Boots eyes and starts purring and you love her all over again.
Oh, Sahara. I wonder what would have happened if we chose one of your sisters instead of you. Just kidding.
Edit: Later on she farted right in my mouth. I almost puked. How can something so smelly come out of something so tiny and adorable? It defies the laws of ... cuteness.
1. She might knock a full glass of water into the middle of your bed because she wants to chew on the straw that's in it.
2. She might take a huge shit in your bathtub if you lock her out of the bedroom because she's annoying the hell out of you at 6 a.m.
And it wasn't just a huge shit. It was a huge shit that she somehow got all over her paws and then scratched at the tub, leaving streaky, shitty paw marks covering one corner of the tub. And then it dried.
But then she gives you those big Puss In Boots eyes and starts purring and you love her all over again.
Oh, Sahara. I wonder what would have happened if we chose one of your sisters instead of you. Just kidding.
Edit: Later on she farted right in my mouth. I almost puked. How can something so smelly come out of something so tiny and adorable? It defies the laws of ... cuteness.