I love you while folks, I just had to put this ass in his place.
I found this in the bulletins the other day and figured this person had a good point, it is sorta a double standard how white people get treated. Now, the majority of my friends happen to be white folks and quite frankly, I forget all about race... most of the time I forget that I'm a minority. Now, I know that white folks have done stuff throughout history, but it's not like the white folks I know now had anything to do with it. But reading this, I'd figure I'd be the devil's advocate and put my own points in. Just remember white folks, YOU KICK ASS.
HERE GOES, MY REPLIES ARE IN CAPS-
You call me:
"redneck"
ONLY IF YOUR FROM THE SOUTH AND CALL ME A FAG EVERY TIME YOU DRIVE BY IN YOUR 4X4 WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG ON THE BACK.
"Hillbilly"
GOTTA CALL YOU SOMETHING WHEN YOU SAY I HAVE S.A.R.S. WHILE MY BACK IS TURNED.
"Slaker"
WHY WOULD I CALL YOU SLAKER, WHEN I COULD JUST AS EASILY CALL YOU A S-L-A-C-K-E-R AND NOT LOOK LIKE A JACKASS.
"Cracker"
THAT TERM WAS COINED BY BLACK FOLKS...
WHILE THEY WERE BEING WHIPPED.....
DURING SLAVERY.
"Honkey"
THAT TERM WAS COINED BY BLACK PROSTITUTES, FOR THEIR WHITE JOHNS THAT WOULD PULL UP IN CARS...GET IT? HONKEY.
"Whitey"
ONLY IF YOU'RE THE MAN, YOU JIVE TURKEY.
"Gringo"
ALL PEOPLE FROM NORTH AMERICA GET CALLED THAT. NOT JUST YOU, CRACKER.
"Sage"
THE NEXT TIME YOU GET CALLED THAT,
GET BACK INTO YOUR TIME MACHINE
AND HEAD BACK TO THE TWENTY FIRST FUCKING CENTURY.
and you think it's OK.
OH I'M SORRY, DID THOSE TINY INSULTS STOP YOU FROM RULING THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD? NO? THEN CONTINUE WITH YOUR FUCKING LIFE, IDIOT.
But when I call you:
jungle bunny
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BUNNY IN A JUNGLE? ONE WORD...LIONS.
spear chunker
I THINK THE PROPER TERM IS SPEAR "CHUCKER"...DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING TUMOR?
coon
GO UP TO A BLACK PERSON AND CALL THEM THAT, DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU JUST CALLED THEM.
wet back
HAVE YOU EVER MET AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN IMMIGRANT? YOU KNOW HOW THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH? TELL ME, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDED WHEN I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOURE SAYING......THEY TOOK RRRR JOOOOBBBBSSSS!!!
jiggaboo
I THINK I'D KICK YOUR ASS JUST FOR CALLING ME SOMETHING SO RETARDED...WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, STUPID ASS?
porch monkey
TO OUR CREDIT, RANDAL IS TAKING THAT SHIT BACK FOR YOU GUYS.
sand nigger
NOW THAT'S JUST BEING LAZY.
rag head
towelhead
Camel Jockey
SURE 9/11 SUCKED, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKED? HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI-74,000 PEOPLE DIED- THE MAJORITY OF WHICH WERE CIVILIANS, THAT'S MORE THAN THE CASUALTIES FROM 9/11 AND PEARL HARBOR COMBINED, MAKE A COUNTRY SONG ABOUT THAT TOBY KEITH. REMEMBER THE CRUSADES? THANKS FOR THAT TOO WHITE PEOPLE.
Gook
YOU DON'T CALL US THAT WHEN WE BUILD 90% OF YOUR ELECTRONICS.
Spook
TO YOUR CREDIT, BLACK PEOPLE ARE VERY HARD TO SEE AT NIGHT... THEY WOULDN'T BE THAT DARK IF THEY DIDN'T PICK COTTON FOR 300 YEARS UNDER A HOT ASS SUN.
NIGGER
THANKS FOR SEGREGATION TOO, WHITE FOLKS.
KIKE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKED? THE FUCKING HALOCAUST... NOT TO MENTION THE MAJORITY OF THE BIBLE, GIVE THEM A FUCKING BREAK.
slant eyes
or Chink
BITCH, MY PEOPLE MADE THE KEYBOARD YOU'RE TYPING WITH...THAT'S EVEN HARDER WITH SLANTY FUCKIN' EYES!
you call me a racist.
WELL GEE, YOU PULL SOME OF THE MOST FUCKED UP SHIT IN HISTORY FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND EXPECT IT GO AWAY IN A FEW HUNDRED? WOW, WHITE PEOPLE, WOW.
--You have the United Negro College Fund.
WELL, MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL INSTEAD OF THAT CLAN MEETING, YOU'D BE ON SCHOLARSHIP TOO...LAZY JACKASS.
--You have Martin Luther King Day.
YOU HAVE THANKSGIVING, YOU KNOW...WHEN YOU KILLED AND RAPED THE NATIVE AMERICANS? IT'S NOT LIKE ONLY BLACK PEOPLE GET MLK DAY OFF.
--You have Black History Month.
YOU KNOW THAT THING CALLED THE REST OF THE YEAR? YOURS.
--You have Cesar Chavez Day.
DO YOU EAT FRUIT? WHO DO YOU THINK PICKED THAT FRUIT? HINT: HIS NAME ISN'T HANK.
--You have Yom Hashoah
SO YOU DON'T THINK SIX MILLION DEAD JEWS DESERVE A DAY OF REMEMBRANCE?
--You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
YOU KNOW THAT THING CALLED CHRISTMAS? THAT'S FOR JESUS.
--You have the NAACP.
BLACK PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE IF SEGREGATION DIDN'T HAPPEN.
--You have BET.
YOU HAVE MTV,MTV2,VH1,ABC,CBS,NBC,CMT, CORRECT ME IF I'M FORGETTING ONE.
--If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.
YOU DO HAVE THAT, IT'S CALLED TELEVISION.
--If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.
THANKSGIVING, ASSHOLE.
--If we had white history month... we'd be racist.
YOU EVER LOOK AT WHITE HISTORY? YOU DON'T WANT A MONTH WHERE ALL THE MINORITIES GET REALLY ANGRY AT YOU.
--If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.
YOU DO, IT'S CALLED WELFARE.
--If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.
DUDE, I GOT TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR JUST BEING NOT RICH.
--In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.
WELL, TRY NOT ENSLAVING AN ENTIRE RACE TO BUILD YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU WON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM, WILL YOU?
--Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them. they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.
TELL ME, WHAT KIND OF CUSTOMS DO WHITE FOLKS HAVE...WHAT KIND OF EXOTIC FOOD DO WHITE PEOPLE EAT...HOW DO WHITE PEOPLE DRESS....YOU DO HAVE THAT CLUB, IT'S CALLED THE SOUTH.
--You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
NO ONE'S STOPPING YOU FROM LIVING YOUR LIFE, MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A RACIST YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT SUCH STUPID SHIT....LIKE ME.
I am white.
and
i am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
YOU WROTE THIS SHIT, DIDN'T YOU?
Why is it that only whites can be racists?
MY MOM SURE AS HELL HATES BLACK PEOPLE.
Now watch, I'll be racist for reposting this
YEAH, YOU WILL.
So what? no-one will re-post this for fear of being called racist
NO ONE WILL REPOST THIS BECAUSE RACE ISN'T THAT BIG A DEAL.
if you agree w/ this than repost saying"i'm not RACIST but its true.
IF YOU THINK THIS PERSON MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF NOTHING, REPOST THIS AS I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE.
HERE GOES, MY REPLIES ARE IN CAPS-
You call me:
"redneck"
ONLY IF YOUR FROM THE SOUTH AND CALL ME A FAG EVERY TIME YOU DRIVE BY IN YOUR 4X4 WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG ON THE BACK.
"Hillbilly"
GOTTA CALL YOU SOMETHING WHEN YOU SAY I HAVE S.A.R.S. WHILE MY BACK IS TURNED.
"Slaker"
WHY WOULD I CALL YOU SLAKER, WHEN I COULD JUST AS EASILY CALL YOU A S-L-A-C-K-E-R AND NOT LOOK LIKE A JACKASS.
"Cracker"
THAT TERM WAS COINED BY BLACK FOLKS...
WHILE THEY WERE BEING WHIPPED.....
DURING SLAVERY.
"Honkey"
THAT TERM WAS COINED BY BLACK PROSTITUTES, FOR THEIR WHITE JOHNS THAT WOULD PULL UP IN CARS...GET IT? HONKEY.
"Whitey"
ONLY IF YOU'RE THE MAN, YOU JIVE TURKEY.
"Gringo"
ALL PEOPLE FROM NORTH AMERICA GET CALLED THAT. NOT JUST YOU, CRACKER.
"Sage"
THE NEXT TIME YOU GET CALLED THAT,
GET BACK INTO YOUR TIME MACHINE
AND HEAD BACK TO THE TWENTY FIRST FUCKING CENTURY.
and you think it's OK.
OH I'M SORRY, DID THOSE TINY INSULTS STOP YOU FROM RULING THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD? NO? THEN CONTINUE WITH YOUR FUCKING LIFE, IDIOT.
But when I call you:
jungle bunny
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BUNNY IN A JUNGLE? ONE WORD...LIONS.
spear chunker
I THINK THE PROPER TERM IS SPEAR "CHUCKER"...DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING TUMOR?
coon
GO UP TO A BLACK PERSON AND CALL THEM THAT, DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU JUST CALLED THEM.
wet back
HAVE YOU EVER MET AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN IMMIGRANT? YOU KNOW HOW THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH? TELL ME, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDED WHEN I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOURE SAYING......THEY TOOK RRRR JOOOOBBBBSSSS!!!
jiggaboo
I THINK I'D KICK YOUR ASS JUST FOR CALLING ME SOMETHING SO RETARDED...WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, STUPID ASS?
porch monkey
TO OUR CREDIT, RANDAL IS TAKING THAT SHIT BACK FOR YOU GUYS.
sand nigger
NOW THAT'S JUST BEING LAZY.
rag head
towelhead
Camel Jockey
SURE 9/11 SUCKED, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKED? HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI-74,000 PEOPLE DIED- THE MAJORITY OF WHICH WERE CIVILIANS, THAT'S MORE THAN THE CASUALTIES FROM 9/11 AND PEARL HARBOR COMBINED, MAKE A COUNTRY SONG ABOUT THAT TOBY KEITH. REMEMBER THE CRUSADES? THANKS FOR THAT TOO WHITE PEOPLE.
Gook
YOU DON'T CALL US THAT WHEN WE BUILD 90% OF YOUR ELECTRONICS.
Spook
TO YOUR CREDIT, BLACK PEOPLE ARE VERY HARD TO SEE AT NIGHT... THEY WOULDN'T BE THAT DARK IF THEY DIDN'T PICK COTTON FOR 300 YEARS UNDER A HOT ASS SUN.
NIGGER
THANKS FOR SEGREGATION TOO, WHITE FOLKS.
KIKE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKED? THE FUCKING HALOCAUST... NOT TO MENTION THE MAJORITY OF THE BIBLE, GIVE THEM A FUCKING BREAK.
slant eyes
or Chink
BITCH, MY PEOPLE MADE THE KEYBOARD YOU'RE TYPING WITH...THAT'S EVEN HARDER WITH SLANTY FUCKIN' EYES!
you call me a racist.
WELL GEE, YOU PULL SOME OF THE MOST FUCKED UP SHIT IN HISTORY FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND EXPECT IT GO AWAY IN A FEW HUNDRED? WOW, WHITE PEOPLE, WOW.
--You have the United Negro College Fund.
WELL, MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL INSTEAD OF THAT CLAN MEETING, YOU'D BE ON SCHOLARSHIP TOO...LAZY JACKASS.
--You have Martin Luther King Day.
YOU HAVE THANKSGIVING, YOU KNOW...WHEN YOU KILLED AND RAPED THE NATIVE AMERICANS? IT'S NOT LIKE ONLY BLACK PEOPLE GET MLK DAY OFF.
--You have Black History Month.
YOU KNOW THAT THING CALLED THE REST OF THE YEAR? YOURS.
--You have Cesar Chavez Day.
DO YOU EAT FRUIT? WHO DO YOU THINK PICKED THAT FRUIT? HINT: HIS NAME ISN'T HANK.
--You have Yom Hashoah
SO YOU DON'T THINK SIX MILLION DEAD JEWS DESERVE A DAY OF REMEMBRANCE?
--You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
YOU KNOW THAT THING CALLED CHRISTMAS? THAT'S FOR JESUS.
--You have the NAACP.
BLACK PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE IF SEGREGATION DIDN'T HAPPEN.
--You have BET.
YOU HAVE MTV,MTV2,VH1,ABC,CBS,NBC,CMT, CORRECT ME IF I'M FORGETTING ONE.
--If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.
YOU DO HAVE THAT, IT'S CALLED TELEVISION.
--If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.
THANKSGIVING, ASSHOLE.
--If we had white history month... we'd be racist.
YOU EVER LOOK AT WHITE HISTORY? YOU DON'T WANT A MONTH WHERE ALL THE MINORITIES GET REALLY ANGRY AT YOU.
--If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.
YOU DO, IT'S CALLED WELFARE.
--If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.
DUDE, I GOT TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR JUST BEING NOT RICH.
--In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.
WELL, TRY NOT ENSLAVING AN ENTIRE RACE TO BUILD YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU WON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM, WILL YOU?
--Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them. they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.
TELL ME, WHAT KIND OF CUSTOMS DO WHITE FOLKS HAVE...WHAT KIND OF EXOTIC FOOD DO WHITE PEOPLE EAT...HOW DO WHITE PEOPLE DRESS....YOU DO HAVE THAT CLUB, IT'S CALLED THE SOUTH.
--You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
NO ONE'S STOPPING YOU FROM LIVING YOUR LIFE, MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A RACIST YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT SUCH STUPID SHIT....LIKE ME.
I am white.
and
i am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
YOU WROTE THIS SHIT, DIDN'T YOU?
Why is it that only whites can be racists?
MY MOM SURE AS HELL HATES BLACK PEOPLE.
Now watch, I'll be racist for reposting this
YEAH, YOU WILL.
So what? no-one will re-post this for fear of being called racist
NO ONE WILL REPOST THIS BECAUSE RACE ISN'T THAT BIG A DEAL.
if you agree w/ this than repost saying"i'm not RACIST but its true.
IF YOU THINK THIS PERSON MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF NOTHING, REPOST THIS AS I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE.