[ Tonks has adapted for this watery world. She's
a mermaid complete with gleaming plum scales and luminous fins. Her hair is long and aubergine in color. The rest of her body has taken on a slight purple cast. ]
This is completely unnecessary! You want to drown the city? Fine. You want to give us adaptions so we can survive! That's great! That's real considerate of you.
[ All things considered, she's not angry that she's a mermaid. Oh, it's a bit off. She's much too attractive. The waters are a bit too chill for this sort of mermaid. No, no. Tonks is annoyed over an entirely minor thing. ]
I have to say... Do you lot have any idea how uncomfortable shell bras are? LET ME TELL YOU! They're awful! What? Did the Animus run out of sashes or something? I suppose, all things considered, I should be grateful that I'm at least wearing a bra and not completely starkers as far as mermaids go.
Bloody hell!
[ She gives an annoyed flick of her tail. ]
It could be worse I suppose. I could be wearing starfishes for coverings. There is that at least.