The things I have learned so far
College is a learning experience. And so far this is what i have taken from it.
Don't pour soda and toothpaste down the drinking fountain on your floor. Go upstairs and do it.
Girls who say they are intimidated by you just want sex. (so don't give it to them)
Your RA may drink. And you might see him at a party which you are also at.
Don't buy cable- just make friends with someone who has it.
Just because you have to go to class early doesn't mean you can't go back to sleep
No matter how much homework you have there is always time for Lost.
If you are an undecided just tell people that you are in communications
If you are in communications change your major.
Don't even try to eat healthy- your body will adjust. Darwin says so.
Chicks don't dig the cutesy "I don't know how to do laundry act" so just learn how to do it.
Don't take Eroticism and Love in the Medieval Ages.
You don't call black people your homies after midnight in Tucson.
Community bathrooms suck.
That's just a little knowledge that has been imparted upon me. More to come.
Bye
Don't pour soda and toothpaste down the drinking fountain on your floor. Go upstairs and do it.
Girls who say they are intimidated by you just want sex. (so don't give it to them)
Your RA may drink. And you might see him at a party which you are also at.
Don't buy cable- just make friends with someone who has it.
Just because you have to go to class early doesn't mean you can't go back to sleep
No matter how much homework you have there is always time for Lost.
If you are an undecided just tell people that you are in communications
If you are in communications change your major.
Don't even try to eat healthy- your body will adjust. Darwin says so.
Chicks don't dig the cutesy "I don't know how to do laundry act" so just learn how to do it.
Don't take Eroticism and Love in the Medieval Ages.
You don't call black people your homies after midnight in Tucson.
Community bathrooms suck.
That's just a little knowledge that has been imparted upon me. More to come.
Bye