I think I'll be a con man

[everton22]

So tonight I had to work all the way through close and when I finished I was so tired and hungry. In the middle of Kierland plaza there was this huge benefit party going on and Ben, my co-worker, wanted to check it out. We found out that tickets in were $150 so I was like hey lets just hop the fence over on the side there. So we did. And they were handing out all this free food, steak sandwich, lettuce wraps, sushi, salmon, pizza, crabcakes, lemon pie, and cheesecake. Life is good. We were in our work clothes so we blended right in and just acted so laidback. So much fun. Anyhow it was like Wedding Crashers without trying to get women. I highly reccomend it. So I was leaving and there was like security and police all around it, so I walk out of the barricade and there's two cops and they were like "hey! how are you doing tonight?" Never could of guessed. Damn I'm good.

Banana seriously needs to stop playing movies like Ocean's 11 and Catch Me if You Can in the break room. It gives us ideas.