Turkey Day & Black Friday
I like turkey day. I'm sure the turkeys don't though. Finally, I get a day off that is all about sitting around eating and being lazy. Sweet. Not all is happiness in the kingdom though.
Black friday, the day me & my mother traditionally fight over $5 sandwhich makers and other useless crap, is sacked this year. I have to work 6am to 2pm and all the good sales will be over with, for which I am bitter. B&N doesn't even run sales the day after Thanksgiving. It sucks. The only thing I can think of is that Starsbucks/B&N is run by communists. I'm beginning to hate this job more and more, especially around the holiday times. I need a new frickin job.
Kids being out of school on break also sucks---We got egged tonight. If another kid walks in my yard I'm going to ducktape him to the front pillars of the porch to set an example. And possibly give him a 21 bebe-gun salute in the face. I'm not in the mood for it so don't piss with me.
Black friday, the day me & my mother traditionally fight over $5 sandwhich makers and other useless crap, is sacked this year. I have to work 6am to 2pm and all the good sales will be over with, for which I am bitter. B&N doesn't even run sales the day after Thanksgiving. It sucks. The only thing I can think of is that Starsbucks/B&N is run by communists. I'm beginning to hate this job more and more, especially around the holiday times. I need a new frickin job.
Kids being out of school on break also sucks---We got egged tonight. If another kid walks in my yard I'm going to ducktape him to the front pillars of the porch to set an example. And possibly give him a 21 bebe-gun salute in the face. I'm not in the mood for it so don't piss with me.