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Warren sits on the front stoop, his head perked listening to the television behind him. The smile on his face is reaching terrifying proportions. Poor Kip, frightened by his happiness leans toward Quin...
"Why does Warren look like he just beat that yappy dog from across the street into a coma?"
"Well, two reasons. One, Javid Best just ran in a touchdown and Warren is gonna win all three of his Fantasy Football games this weekend because of it. Reason two? We got a new housemate."
Kip's eyes widen, "HUH?!? Wait a minute - this house is full! Emma has the guest room, CM has the kitchen, Warren lives in the Living Room, you have the Computer Room and I get the regular bedroom when Mom isn't there. Where the devil are we gonna put another housemate?"
"The Garage. Warren promises that he'll be quiet and that the garage is perfect."
"For WHO?!?!"
Suddenly, Warren leaps to his flippered feet. "He's HERE! WOOT!" He dashes around to open the garage for a rather large panel truck. The back goes up, and striding out is a white Frigidaire freezer.
Kip looks confused. "A Freezer?"
Quin nods. "Yep. A freezer. Apparently Warren wanted a buddy to hang out with when he needs 'Cold Time' and after the payoff money he got for drafting Vick we could afford one."
"Why does it have a penguin painted on the front?"
"I think that's its name... but you aren't pronouncing it right. It should be said, PEN-GWEN"
"That isn't how you say Penguin"
Quin grins, "You haven't heard mom get flustered playing Mario Cart have you?"
"Why does Warren look like he just beat that yappy dog from across the street into a coma?"
"Well, two reasons. One, Javid Best just ran in a touchdown and Warren is gonna win all three of his Fantasy Football games this weekend because of it. Reason two? We got a new housemate."
Kip's eyes widen, "HUH?!? Wait a minute - this house is full! Emma has the guest room, CM has the kitchen, Warren lives in the Living Room, you have the Computer Room and I get the regular bedroom when Mom isn't there. Where the devil are we gonna put another housemate?"
"The Garage. Warren promises that he'll be quiet and that the garage is perfect."
"For WHO?!?!"
Suddenly, Warren leaps to his flippered feet. "He's HERE! WOOT!" He dashes around to open the garage for a rather large panel truck. The back goes up, and striding out is a white Frigidaire freezer.
Kip looks confused. "A Freezer?"
Quin nods. "Yep. A freezer. Apparently Warren wanted a buddy to hang out with when he needs 'Cold Time' and after the payoff money he got for drafting Vick we could afford one."
"Why does it have a penguin painted on the front?"
"I think that's its name... but you aren't pronouncing it right. It should be said, PEN-GWEN"
"That isn't how you say Penguin"
Quin grins, "You haven't heard mom get flustered playing Mario Cart have you?"