Memo
To: Chris the Pretend Druid
c/o that kind-of-wanky show "Surviving the Iron Age"
From: Me, bitch.
RE: HOW YOU'RE REALLY NOT A DRUID, ASS.
Hey, Chris. If the spirit of an ancient druid appears to you in the middle of the night, beckons to you, and says, “go to the river”, and you don’t go? Then you suck as a Druid, dude. You totally fail. And? “I was too cold and naked.” What? “I was too cold and naked?” You are a lousy, lousy Druid, my friend. I just shake my head, but all the other Druids are laughing at you and pointing right now.
c/o that kind-of-wanky show "Surviving the Iron Age"
From: Me, bitch.
RE: HOW YOU'RE REALLY NOT A DRUID, ASS.
Hey, Chris. If the spirit of an ancient druid appears to you in the middle of the night, beckons to you, and says, “go to the river”, and you don’t go? Then you suck as a Druid, dude. You totally fail. And? “I was too cold and naked.” What? “I was too cold and naked?” You are a lousy, lousy Druid, my friend. I just shake my head, but all the other Druids are laughing at you and pointing right now.