Hi-larious.
[While watching an infomercial]
TV: Is your child out of control and impossible to manage?
Papa [shooting me a dirty look]: Yes!
Mom [also looking at me]: What child?
This coming from the woman who once complimented by sister by saying she 'wasn't retarded' and from the man who once said that the past 24 years of his life had been a waste (due to my existence).
Nice.