1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Purple
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yup
4. Do you plan outfits?
Rarely, and at the last possible second
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
My right shoulder hurts.
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
The blanket on my bed
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Kevin and I took a vacation somewhere tropical and we adopted a baby girl.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Yep.
9. What are you craving right now?
Canned spaghetti-O's
10. Do you floss?
When I remember
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Stinky
12. Are you emotional?
Does hormonal count?
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
No
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Some of each
15. Do you like your hair?
Yup
16. Do you like yourself?
Sometimes
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
If we're going somewhere awesome and he's paying, sure.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Lockup
19. Are your parents strict?
Nope
20. Would you go sky diving?
Eh, probably not.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Ewwwwww
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yup
23. Do you rent movies often?
Nope
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
There are no lame-ass, sunlit, vegetarian vampires in my house thankyouverymuch.
25. How many countries have you visited?
One, not counting the one I live in.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yup
27. Ever been on a train?
Only at the zoo
28. Brown or white eggs?
Don't care
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yup
30. Do you use chap stick?
Yup
31. Do you own a gun?
Nope
32. Can you use chop sticks?
For what?
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My husband, kiddo, and menagerie
34. Are you too forgiving?
Sometimes
35. Ever been in love?
Yup
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Coming over, theoretically
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yup
38. Last time you cried?
Yesterday? Maybe?
39. What was the last question you asked?
Don't you think we ought to put Pookie to bed?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Summer
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Yup
42. Are you sarcastic?
Me? Nah.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Well I'm sure I have, but it's hard to say since I can't actually travel through time and try out different eventualities.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Oh yes
45. Favorite color?
Orange and purple (but not together. ugh.)
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yup
47. Is your hair curly?
Yup
48. What was the last CD you bought?
I think it was the Ani DiFranco album before "Red Letter Year." I still haven't opened it. Oops.
49. Do looks matter?
Sometimes
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Probably not
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope
52. Do you like your life right now?
Most of the time
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Can't fall asleep without it.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I think I'm entitled to the truth.
55. Do you have good vision?
When I have my glasses on.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes, but only if you don't count my former customers as one faceless, amorphous manbeast.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Usually once or twice a day.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Ethan
59. What are you wearing?
Yoga pants and a tank top
60.What is your favorite animal?
Max
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
Don't end your sentence with a preposition. It makes you sound like a hick.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Only on the Wii.
63. Do you have a job?
Yup. Two-foot terrorist wrangler.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Tums & Mylanta
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I've never encountered a window that was both large enough to accommodate me and low enough to necessitate crawling.