stuff about fordie being my legend

[everhopefulborn]

I would like to profess my eternal love and gratitude for hayesdaze for buying me things and I shall do this via an odd limerick.

There once was a girl called Ford.
Who wore pants that were made of cord.
When she walked they went fzzlip,
And then down they did slip
Because a samurai cut them off with a sword.

I shouldn't write limericks when essay writing.