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1)Men are like. . . Laxatives. . . They irritate the shit out of you.
2)Men are like. . .Bananas. . .The older they get, the less firm they are.
3)Men are like. . .Vacations. . .They never seem to be long enough.
4)Men are like. . .Weather. . .Nothing can be done to change them.
5)Men are like. . .Blenders. . .You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
6)Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
7)Men are like. . .Coffee. . .The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
8)Men are like. . .Commercials. . .You can't believe a word they say.
9)Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .Their clothes are always one half off.
10)Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .They take soooo long to mature.
11)Men are like. . .Mascara. . .They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
12)Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
13)Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
14)Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .Fun to look at, but not very bright.
15)Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2)Men are like. . .Bananas. . .The older they get, the less firm they are.
3)Men are like. . .Vacations. . .They never seem to be long enough.
4)Men are like. . .Weather. . .Nothing can be done to change them.
5)Men are like. . .Blenders. . .You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
6)Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
7)Men are like. . .Coffee. . .The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
8)Men are like. . .Commercials. . .You can't believe a word they say.
9)Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .Their clothes are always one half off.
10)Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .They take soooo long to mature.
11)Men are like. . .Mascara. . .They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
12)Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
13)Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
14)Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .Fun to look at, but not very bright.
15)Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.