My dreams last night
So here's what I dreamed last night... please no one be offened, I don't control my subconsious... but it is really amusing.
Ok... well first me and my mom were saving children, because the end of the world was coming. So we take them to this bomb shelter where Dave and his friends are waiting. But turns out, when we come out like 10 years later, a tyrant has taken over the world and is killing everyone who wasn't in his safe zone when the world ended.
So then I become a spy to spy on this man and destroy his rule of terror.
Then for some reason I'm in a court room, but I'm not on trial, I just have to give a debate speech. And one of my advisors is a hot man, who thinks I gave him a mean look. After I give the debate speech I talk to the hot man on the stairs and I'm like, "Sorry" And then I kiss him and he's all like "No!" And then we kept kissing but he kept saying he should stop, but he didn't, and then he fucked me aganist a wall.
Then my dad called in real life and woke me up to talk about my car.
Then back in dream land I'm in a world where aliens are in charge, and so I'm running through a mall from them. I have like super human running powers and I'm running really fast and I escape to LS Ayers, and my allies pull the gate down behind me. Turns out they were not my allies and have left me to Jordan, Courtney and Rachel. I go, "Come on! Just do it!" Then Jordan bites me on the neck and I am an alien, but it turns out it isn't that bad.
Then Courtney and I go to B&N where we make out, I'm not sure why. We move to another section of the store and some girl calls Courtney a bitch, I then call the girl a fat bitch cause she also insulted Sesame Street and stickers in general. Then I fight her and win. Then her boyfriend fights me and I kick his ass too. I was pretty bad ass, that's probably cause I was an alien.
Then I get a trophy and Sesame Street stickers. I was very happy.
It was a full night for me.
Ok... well first me and my mom were saving children, because the end of the world was coming. So we take them to this bomb shelter where Dave and his friends are waiting. But turns out, when we come out like 10 years later, a tyrant has taken over the world and is killing everyone who wasn't in his safe zone when the world ended.
So then I become a spy to spy on this man and destroy his rule of terror.
Then for some reason I'm in a court room, but I'm not on trial, I just have to give a debate speech. And one of my advisors is a hot man, who thinks I gave him a mean look. After I give the debate speech I talk to the hot man on the stairs and I'm like, "Sorry" And then I kiss him and he's all like "No!" And then we kept kissing but he kept saying he should stop, but he didn't, and then he fucked me aganist a wall.
Then my dad called in real life and woke me up to talk about my car.
Then back in dream land I'm in a world where aliens are in charge, and so I'm running through a mall from them. I have like super human running powers and I'm running really fast and I escape to LS Ayers, and my allies pull the gate down behind me. Turns out they were not my allies and have left me to Jordan, Courtney and Rachel. I go, "Come on! Just do it!" Then Jordan bites me on the neck and I am an alien, but it turns out it isn't that bad.
Then Courtney and I go to B&N where we make out, I'm not sure why. We move to another section of the store and some girl calls Courtney a bitch, I then call the girl a fat bitch cause she also insulted Sesame Street and stickers in general. Then I fight her and win. Then her boyfriend fights me and I kick his ass too. I was pretty bad ass, that's probably cause I was an alien.
Then I get a trophy and Sesame Street stickers. I was very happy.
It was a full night for me.