A typical "conversation" with Ryan:
-*squeal* Look! *holds up teensey-weensey fuzzy purple mittens* These are so cute! Don’t they make you wanna have kids??
-Not with you
-My, my, aren’t we presumptuous!
-…Damn, I did it wrong again!
-HA!…Your kids are gonna be stooopid.
-Shut up.
-My kids are gonna be smart!
-At least I won’t have them with you.
-Psh! I’m gonna be the stereotypical woman and get all huffy ‘I can’t believe you embarrassed me like that in the checkout line!”
-Do you really think they thought we were married?
-No! What the heck, of course we’re not married! We’re too young. We might as well be, we fight like it.
Lemme see the receipt.
-No.
-Gimme! *lunges across his lap at the stoplight*
-Haha! Loser!
-*punches* Jerk.
-You know I can't see when you're covering up the light.
-Duh. If I can't see it, neither can you.
-Jerk. *stuffs it into his mouth*
-Ewwww. Don't worry, I'm not gonna touch it now!
-Haha! *takes it out*
-*grabs it* HAH! *rolls down window furiously*
-You are NOT throwing that out the window!!
-Oops...
-You didn't.
-Did.
-Liar.
-*giggles*
I had a guy telling ME which kind of tea I should buy, and then stand in the aisle fro twenty minutes picking out ALL the purple gumdrops from the plastic bin. While I skated on all the sugar he dropped on the floor. I am loved. :o)
It's only drama if you make it drama.
-Not with you
-My, my, aren’t we presumptuous!
-…Damn, I did it wrong again!
-HA!…Your kids are gonna be stooopid.
-Shut up.
-My kids are gonna be smart!
-At least I won’t have them with you.
-Psh! I’m gonna be the stereotypical woman and get all huffy ‘I can’t believe you embarrassed me like that in the checkout line!”
-Do you really think they thought we were married?
-No! What the heck, of course we’re not married! We’re too young. We might as well be, we fight like it.
Lemme see the receipt.
-No.
-Gimme! *lunges across his lap at the stoplight*
-Haha! Loser!
-*punches* Jerk.
-You know I can't see when you're covering up the light.
-Duh. If I can't see it, neither can you.
-Jerk. *stuffs it into his mouth*
-Ewwww. Don't worry, I'm not gonna touch it now!
-Haha! *takes it out*
-*grabs it* HAH! *rolls down window furiously*
-You are NOT throwing that out the window!!
-Oops...
-You didn't.
-Did.
-Liar.
-*giggles*
I had a guy telling ME which kind of tea I should buy, and then stand in the aisle fro twenty minutes picking out ALL the purple gumdrops from the plastic bin. While I skated on all the sugar he dropped on the floor. I am loved. :o)
It's only drama if you make it drama.