maybe you should just get a personalized doormat which has your full name on it.
or get another doormat and somehow permanently put your full name on the bottom and wait for him to steal THAT one and then confront them.
Or call the police! heh.
complain to the landlord.
Or just ask him about it. Like when you walk by his house next time. say "Hi. nice doormat." or even "Hey that's a nice doormat, where'd you get it? I've been looking for a nice doormat."
Or "Hey that's a nice doormat, where'd you get it I've been looking for a new doormat EVER SINCE MY DOORMAT WAS STOLEN."
i told my manager about it today, and she was like, wow. that's really weird because.. he seems nice? i'm like yea, i know. so.. i don't know. she's like "well, we'll write it in his records just in case something does happen later, and we have that as a reference. and you let me know if he does steal anything else of yours and we'll file a report with the police, even if it's just another ugly doormat." so, that was kind of cool. but i doubt i'll be doing anything else. because, he's hot. so i can't talk to him without stuttering, and i don't look mean and willing to take him on to get my doormat back if i'm stuttering.
dr00d, hot or not you should be careful. that's creepy that he made the effort to jimmy the lock on your door to steal a doormat. maybe you should consider a $3 chain lock instead of a mat on your next trip to wal-mart. serioiusly--think about it logically--what the hell is he doing taking stuff from your apartment? i wouldn't suggest confronting him, but you may want to tell your landlord that you think 'someone' has broken into your apartment and cite the doormat. check other less obvious things, too. ask your landlord if they can put a bolt lock onto your door--the worst he/she can say is 'no'.
it's unbelievable here...two days ago it was in the seventies and i was seeding patches in my yard. today it's snowing, nearly white-out.
noooooooo, he didn't break IN, he just stole it from my patio OUTSIDE my door. no breaking in occured. besides, i have FOUR motherfucking locks on my door, so nobody could break into this bitch even if they wanted to, unless my door was wide open (which it was earlier today, because my friend left while i was asleep and didn't wake me up to tell me to lock the door behind her, so the wind blew the door open for oh, maybe two hours? yea, she's in big trouble. but luckily, nothing is missing and my cat is still here). and man, talk about OUT OF THE BLUE. how the fuck are you!?
or get another doormat and somehow permanently put your full name on the bottom and wait for him to steal THAT one and then confront them.
Or call the police! heh.
complain to the landlord.
Or just ask him about it. Like when you walk by his house next time. say "Hi. nice doormat."
or even "Hey that's a nice doormat, where'd you get it? I've been looking for a nice doormat."
Or "Hey that's a nice doormat, where'd you get it I've been looking for a new doormat EVER SINCE MY DOORMAT WAS STOLEN."
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so, that was kind of cool.
but i doubt i'll be doing anything else. because, he's hot. so i can't talk to him without stuttering, and i don't look mean and willing to take him on to get my doormat back if i'm stuttering.
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the way you described him made him sound like some kind of malevolent trashy hick.
i guess he's a wolf in hot sheepy clothing.
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it's unbelievable here...two days ago it was in the seventies and i was seeding patches in my yard. today it's snowing, nearly white-out.
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be safe,
drA!
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and man, talk about OUT OF THE BLUE. how the fuck are you!?
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