expounding to my wits end
Today is just one of those days where like everything seems dull and grey and cold and wet and shitty and bad. I guess I just wanna write in this for three hours cuz I have nothing better to do. I wish I had a soul to bare to you all cuz I really am bored. There are two things keeping me going this week tho. The first is the fact that I ordered a cell phone but I found out that it is back ordered...which Im guessing means I wont get my phone any time soon. MONKEY. The second is the fact that Anne Morrice is in town...she rocks...and we're hanging out. Man there are no flowers...the pool just came in...two arrangements. I know this may seem odd but I really want something to do. If Im sitting here in this room Id rather have 17 arrangements. At least then I have something to do. Ya know? Homechurch is tonite. I need to talk to Krysti and figure out how shes doin. I think I've gone insane. Im keeping myself amused by spinning in a chair. I must make an odd sight for those walking down the hall. Speaking of which, theres a part of the hospital ground floor where there are these little robat thingys. they call them automated carriers...theyre cool. They have the flashing signs on the walls in that part of the hospital where they tell you to watch out if one is coming. I have yet to have any trouble with them so for now I guess I'll see them as cool. The other volunteers have had some bad experience with them. I guess thats a possibilty.MoNkEy I'm feeling better about school. I just realized that by the end of next week I'll only have to go to school more than one class a day on tuesday and thats it, which is nice. It means I can sleep and not have to miss CT which is nice cuz I miss seeing all those peeps. Sorry for the randomness of this thing. I was walking to the union through the south oval and I found that the squirrels arent normal there. They dont run away...they just sit there. Its kinda scarey. Theres a lot of them too. its like that scene in the birds only replace the birds with squirrels. I think squirrelsMONKEY would make a good horror movie subject. No one suspects them. Ya see one sitting on a branch chewing on an acorn and think nothing of it. Then it jumps down and starts chewing on your brains! Scared now? I thought so! One would think that because they have bushy tails theyre nice because theyre cute but thats a lie. Squirrels are rats with bushy tails. Ya know why they evolved the bushiness, to confuse people so they can pounce. Its like cute camoflage....it disarms ya and then oops youre dead. At this point none of you are reading anymore. Ya know how I know that? Because I stop reading before this point too. Dont feel bad. Everyone does it. Which raises the question: If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it did it really happen? If a guy writes in a lj and no one reads it is he a loser? I think not. I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers cant deny. WHen a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung. I do it for the drugs. I do it just to feel alive. I do it for the love that I get from the bottom of the bottle. You always call me and ask me how I make it through the day. I stayed up watching sci-fi shows that are only on at liek 2 in the morning on fox...then had to get up at 7 this morning for class. SO as you can guess I'm rather zonked out. SO snorked that I might even make even up words...like specificiousness which I used in my survey class this morning. Oddly enough no one seemed to notice. IS specificiousness a word? If it isnt it should be. If shakespeare can make up words and stuff then so can I. I think the title of this entry is rather fitting cuz Im pretty much at my wits end. I used to have a wit that fit the world well. It made sense...now not so much. This make sense to me now that dont make sense in the normal world. Like I was pondering the rain as I walked through it. I began to think that the rain is stationary and that I was the one moving upward. Oh in case youre wondering, I'm not on drugs. I'm all natural baby. ooo finaly a florist is here. He only brought one arrangement but it gives me and the volunteer something to do. I really need my cell phone to get here. I have no way of tellingmonkey the time which is important cuz I need to know what time the flowers were delivered so in case the people complain that people never got the flowers. That and I want someone to talk to. The cute volunteers dont come untill the later half of the week.