Mine and Emilys adventure
So I went over to Emily's yesterday and we got mighty taco and chilled, then I had to leave becuase I had to go to "family dinner". Well anyways, Emily went home and cleaned her bathroom and then she came back to my house...and becuase were cool at ,like 10 at night we decided we were gunna go for a walk a 2am. So until then we watched Girls v. Boys hawaii...and there was this one part where this one girl on the team said to another girl we hate jessica lets make a clique. And then they let jessica share her views on this, they were: "There;s only 3 of us, why would they wannna make a clique against me, espceially becuase Im friends with one of them..I think if anything they should wanna join with me so we could make a little unit and work together". Me and Emily thought this to be quite funny so now we are the F-UNIT ((friendship unit)) Then just as we were about to change the channel some stupid commercial about HIV/AIDS came on and since Im a retard I said if the stupid people from Africa could just get condoms they would have aids. Emily fell on the floor laughing. And then since Emily's a retard she was talking about what could happen if 2 guys fucked you (from the front) at once. She made a comment about what if sperm from guy one picked an egg and then a sperm from guy 2 picked the same egg adn they were fighting over the egg nd I said they would just have twins..Emily said "Theres only one baby per egg Deanna..and we laughed cuz were cool. So we chilled until like 2, and then we dressed up like fools and walked down transit road to wegmans.. so when we got there there were these creepy guys that were just sitting in their cars in the target parking lot listening to like underground rap and at first we thought we were the shit for walking down transit road at 2am and buying stuff ((hair dye and 10 dollars worth of bulk candy)) at wegamns but when we left we were super freaked out cause their was like random large escalades street racing and we noticed that the stoplights hadn't turned red oncesince we'd been out... it was sooo creepy and then we saw a random hubcap on teh sidewalk and starting like running. so then we get back to my house and dye emily's hair black and try to put red highlights in mine.. then we're rinsing emily's hair in the tub when my MOTHER walks into my room and is like what teh fuck? but she was kinda only pissed that it was 4 am.. then 10 minutes later my cell rings and it's my mom telling me to come downstairs and explain what happened to teh couch... well we were eating chocolate chips while watching g.v.b hawaii when a few melted and then we tried to clean it off with goo gone btu apparently goo gone is oil based so now my couch is super stained...and my hair looks like shit my roots are like bright red in random spots and then like some places have a tiny tint.. then we watched liek 5 minutes of teh waterboy then attempted to go to sleep but didnt end up falling asleep til 6 then we were awoken at 11....oh joy. and michael fenton is a crazy soon to be pedifile who ries to tel girls they look like victoria secret model's that;s his pedifile technique..or eh dresses up as santa.
I'M OVER HIM.....i swears
x0x leave me a comment if you're afraid of street racers :-(