it razzled, i'm dazzled.
(gifs stolen blatantly from my beetch boomwizard and it's her own fault and i blame her and the stupid gifs made me watch the fucking show in the first place.)
So you all know I started watching Warehouse 13, right, and we already know how it started, right, and I started with s2 because that's when it got gay, right, and I was all like, THIS IS GOING TO SUCK BUT I HAVE TO PROVE IT TO THE WORLD THAT IT SUCKS and then it lodged itself into my chest cavity like a chestburster and left me crying and laughing and crying forever.
a visual representation of the evul fantasticness of this show:
Because Pete is the first genuinely lovable and lovingly genuine and never-irritating male character I have seen in I don't even know how long and Claudia is the same cookie cutter young techie character that always annoys the fuck out of me but all of a sudden I CARED ABOUT HER AND THEN SHE WAS A BADASS COMING INTO HER OWN AND IT WAS FANTASTIC AND AMAZING AND BELIEVABLE and Artie makes my heart pitter-patter and pitch in my chest and all of the history lols and geeky references and the man was watching it with me because he got invested in the awesomeness too and he laughed so hard because I lost it and almost flung myself off our couch when they played the Amok Time theme (asdfghjkl; crying forever from the beauty of it) and Steve made me love him and I don't even know how but I do I love him so I will smother him in my love and Mrs. F, okay, I don't even I can't even I LOVE HER SO MUCH and HAVE I MENTIONED THE HISTORY LOLS THAT MAKE THE HISTORY GEEK IN MY GET THE VAPORS and THERE ARE STRONG LADIES AND FEARLESS BITCHES EVERYWHERE AND NOBODY CARES AT ALL BECAUSE IT'S ALL GOOD AND AWESOME AND THEY LOVE THEIR STRONG LADIES and speaking of strong ladies, okay, Captain Janeway, OKAY CAPTAIN JANEWAY has given birth to the greatest son ever, AND I HAVE NOT EVEN GOTTEN TO THE STRONG LADIES, OKAY, because Myka Bering is the greatest thing in the world after HG Wells and Myka is the greatest thing since BAKED bread (suck it, sliced bread you overrated lame-o) and HG Wells, and I cannot even, and they are in love and HG is trying to woo her and Myka is all like, NO but her eyes say YES and HG Wells laughs in the face of gravity and THE FACES, OKAY, THE FACES.
PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR FACE BABIES, PLZKTHNX.
And then during the Time of Great Crying (otherwise known as 's3 finale' and rocks were falling and I CRIED FOREVER) and I couldn't stop crying and then I was screaming STEVE!!1! and crying, and then I was crying over HG, and then I was crying more and then I was in denial for a couple minutes because Myka has HG back and they can fix this, okay, AND THEN I CRIED MORE AND I KEPT CRYING BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, OKAY, AND NOTHING WILL KEEP THEM APART, YOU THINK DEATH CAN STOP TRUE LOVE, IT CAN ONLY DELAY IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE -- and there's totally got to be that time HG and Myka ran into Elle and Claire, or that time they have to help Shane from West Hollywood save her wife Alice from a old cursed dildo (i don't know lol it seems awesome in my head) and then there totally had to be that time that they met other various epic amazing ships and there are things I have to write and moments I must document and ASDFGHJKL; I AM CRYING FOREVER AND THE MAN THINKS IT IS HYSTERICAL.
And now me and the man are about to start s1 before we start digging out download links to S4.
I want to picspam and shit, you guys, I HAVE NOT PICSPAMMED IN FOREVER.
Send me to icons, TO ALL OF THE ICONS EVER, YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOES WITH ME.
So you all know I started watching Warehouse 13, right, and we already know how it started, right, and I started with s2 because that's when it got gay, right, and I was all like, THIS IS GOING TO SUCK BUT I HAVE TO PROVE IT TO THE WORLD THAT IT SUCKS and then it lodged itself into my chest cavity like a chestburster and left me crying and laughing and crying forever.
a visual representation of the evul fantasticness of this show:
Because Pete is the first genuinely lovable and lovingly genuine and never-irritating male character I have seen in I don't even know how long and Claudia is the same cookie cutter young techie character that always annoys the fuck out of me but all of a sudden I CARED ABOUT HER AND THEN SHE WAS A BADASS COMING INTO HER OWN AND IT WAS FANTASTIC AND AMAZING AND BELIEVABLE and Artie makes my heart pitter-patter and pitch in my chest and all of the history lols and geeky references and the man was watching it with me because he got invested in the awesomeness too and he laughed so hard because I lost it and almost flung myself off our couch when they played the Amok Time theme (asdfghjkl; crying forever from the beauty of it) and Steve made me love him and I don't even know how but I do I love him so I will smother him in my love and Mrs. F, okay, I don't even I can't even I LOVE HER SO MUCH and HAVE I MENTIONED THE HISTORY LOLS THAT MAKE THE HISTORY GEEK IN MY GET THE VAPORS and THERE ARE STRONG LADIES AND FEARLESS BITCHES EVERYWHERE AND NOBODY CARES AT ALL BECAUSE IT'S ALL GOOD AND AWESOME AND THEY LOVE THEIR STRONG LADIES and speaking of strong ladies, okay, Captain Janeway, OKAY CAPTAIN JANEWAY has given birth to the greatest son ever, AND I HAVE NOT EVEN GOTTEN TO THE STRONG LADIES, OKAY, because Myka Bering is the greatest thing in the world after HG Wells and Myka is the greatest thing since BAKED bread (suck it, sliced bread you overrated lame-o) and HG Wells, and I cannot even, and they are in love and HG is trying to woo her and Myka is all like, NO but her eyes say YES and HG Wells laughs in the face of gravity and THE FACES, OKAY, THE FACES.
PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR FACE BABIES, PLZKTHNX.
And then during the Time of Great Crying (otherwise known as 's3 finale' and rocks were falling and I CRIED FOREVER) and I couldn't stop crying and then I was screaming STEVE!!1! and crying, and then I was crying over HG, and then I was crying more and then I was in denial for a couple minutes because Myka has HG back and they can fix this, okay, AND THEN I CRIED MORE AND I KEPT CRYING BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, OKAY, AND NOTHING WILL KEEP THEM APART, YOU THINK DEATH CAN STOP TRUE LOVE, IT CAN ONLY DELAY IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE -- and there's totally got to be that time HG and Myka ran into Elle and Claire, or that time they have to help Shane from West Hollywood save her wife Alice from a old cursed dildo (i don't know lol it seems awesome in my head) and then there totally had to be that time that they met other various epic amazing ships and there are things I have to write and moments I must document and ASDFGHJKL; I AM CRYING FOREVER AND THE MAN THINKS IT IS HYSTERICAL.
And now me and the man are about to start s1 before we start digging out download links to S4.
I want to picspam and shit, you guys, I HAVE NOT PICSPAMMED IN FOREVER.
Send me to icons, TO ALL OF THE ICONS EVER, YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOES WITH ME.