heroes night play by play!!1!
It's official.
This is My Show.
This whole little hour is already killing me dead, dead, dead.
Maaaaalcom McDowellllllllll!!1!
I am not excited about Meredith.
She annoys me.
But I can deal with it, especially since I'm sure the guy who throws blue fire is her long lost uncle and will therefore give me fun to explore as a bad guy who wants Claire to let out her inner EVUL to take over the world.
Yes, I'll deal with a character I hate just to get a new bad guy who may be awesomely evul and fit into the future family of badass when Adam and Claire inevitably shack up in twenty years while Adam calls her Eve and snickers when she gives him a dirty look.
... what?
Maaaaaatt!
OMG, Speedster chick can see time differently, I was right! It's like that old show where he moves so fast that he shifts into a different place of, like, time or whatever, so it makes sense, it makes sense!
... holy Krabappel, that is the greatest clip ever.
Gun!porn! Elle! HRG!
What I wouldn't do to have gidget with us. [/wah]
Even Dania annoys me, blah.
This Sylar clip montage is the greatest thing ever.
Ellllllleeeeee!!1!
Blah, sorry, I love Adam. Four hundred years, dude, anybody would be bitter especially with the whole 'everybody dies anyway so why not kill 'em off for being wackos and hey, they're all slaughtering themselves anyway, right?'
Liiiiindermaaaaaan!!1!
Shut up, Maya, you're annoying.
Angela! Goddamn, I love that woman!
I love having a show I can lose my mind over!
Aha, I knew it! It makes sense, though... I mean we know how she feels pain is different and if she's figured out she's going to be immortal, it's totally going to mess with her brain.
This is like... power!porn.
So. Much. Gun!porn.
I'm laughing so hard at the dramatic music,
Who was chasing him?!
Mohinder, you asshole!
Oh, hi, fanservice, *snerk*
... I'm in love with badass!Claire.
I knew it. Hah.
And everytime Nathan says that, I can hear "I Will Survive" in my head.
Matt!
... how did Claire know Peter's number? WTF?
I missed the Heroes music.
Is it wrong that my first thought is, The Pasdar looks great in those jeans?
Oh snap!
Heh, I missed this Hiro.
Yay, our life partners are reunited!
Sylar! Claire! Finally! I have waited for this actual face-off since, like, S1! Good girl, Claire, grab that knife and get down with your badass self! And I'm sort of loving how he's clearly just messing with her head.
Is she hiding in a closet?
A closet?
Really?
Ugh, Maya. You are not badass, Maya, I want Monica back.
Bad daddy, Mohinder, bad daddy!
Maya's sort of... stalkerish.... that way she kind of lunged at him, chest thrown out... I really wish I could fast forward... and this is why I cannot deal with her... good lord, they really going to puish this as the Romance of the Season, aren't they?
WHUT?
SULU!
Oh good lord, Hiro.
Yeah, Hiro - by breaking the past, you doorknob.
I missed Hiro and Ando like whoa.
I'm in love with Kaito.
... OMFG, I think I love this family as much as the Bennets.
You know, I was kind of doubtful about the speedy storyline but I think I'm already converted to it because this is awesome. And I like her fidgeting, it works.
I love you, Matt.
Holy... this is awesome.
I thought he was going to say, "I came from the future... to save it."
I much prefer this Peter to S2 Peter, yo.
WTF?
... I keep thinking of the first season, with the godsend and the Haitian....
GTFO, Maya.
I want Monica, dammit.
Kring really doesn't get it.
He can't do the romance thing.
So stop trying.
That's our job, IJS.
Mohinder Suresh.
So pretty. But so dumb.
I really like how they're filming the Claire and Sylar scene.
Especially since it took us so damn long to get to it. And it makes sense.
Yay!
Weevil!
I love Claire going for the kill with her badass self. Much better than S2 already.
Jeezy Creezy!
Holy frakking frak, this is the greatest and weirdest thing I've ever seen.
So... many... story ideas....
BWAH!
OH SNAP, SHE FINDS OUT THE TRUTH FROM SYLAR!!1!
Ticking clocks!
FFS, Maya, just kill him and destroy it, don't just stand around bitching about it. Stop whining about it, Christ.
I know already this storyline is going to piss me off.
Mohinder is Teh Dumb.
No, Maya, it's not evil. But it is stupid.
*explodes from squee*
Linderman, Linderman, Linderman!!1!
I love you, Ali.
But I miss Jessica already.
Matt!
HOLY FUCKING SNAP.
Ando! Hiro! No!
See, Hiro? See?!
Stop breaking time!
You're an idiot, Mohinder.
Angela! Yes! Angie! I love you, Angela!
Damn, I love you, Mama P.
I HAVE NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE ANGELA.
OH SNAP!
HRG + PINK RUBBER BALL = OTP!
Oh Claire... my poor Claire...
Ooh, religious undertones...
... what the fuck is Mohinder talking about? Thighs? Rubbing thighs together? WTF?
OH SNAP, HIRO AND MOHINDER BROKE THE FUTURE!
I still don't buy that beheading shit.
HOLY SHIT, THEY GAVE US ADAM ARMS!
ADAM ARMS!
Even my joy at Angela scene of awesome is nothing compared to my joy of Adam forearms!
Mohinder's acting like he's on something.
Ew.
... holy shit, I am laughing so fucking hard right now at the Sylar camera scene, I don't even have words.
I am so going to be waiting for that as an animated icon from fandom, bwah!
GIVE IT TO ME, FANDOM.
ELLE!!1!
Poor Hiro.
This is what I've been waiting for, Claire coming to terms with her actual power!
That said?
STFU, Kring, you told us before that she feels pain differently.
This is almost as bad as 'she's seventeen, no, wait, she's fifteen, no, wait, she's nineteen!' from the S1.
And?
Hey, fanservice, snerk.
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR WITH CLAIRE.
Clearly, future!Peter, something has already gone wrong, you dimwit.
It's the hair.
When he doesn't have the bangs, he'd a dimwit.
HOLY HOTNESS, BATMAN!!1!
HOLY FRAK, I LOVE YOU, LINDERMAN.
I think Bob's dead!
Ellleeee!!1!
Ow.
Protect Elle, HRG, protect Elle!
Guuuun!pooooorn!
HRG!
Weevil loves HRG!
Weevil, protect Veronica.
I mean... no... I mean... whut?!
NOOOOOO, ELLLLLLLE!
Mwahahaha, I just screamed!
*grabs Elle and runs away with her, shrieking*
I love this show.
OH SNAP, IT'S PETER.
I knew that but I fell for it because it's Weevil and Veronica anyway.
BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS AWESOME.
ELLE!
Because you're a dolt, Peter.
I think Not!Niki's gonna kick his ass.
I thought the casino was torn down, Kring.
She's an ice queen!
Angela! Squee!
Holy frak, did HRG contact Angela after he escaped?
BATMAN/CATWOMAN SHOUTOUT FTMFW!!1!
He called her nemesis, bwah.
I'm really loving this storyline, like... seriously.
It's going to be fun.
Much more fun than the wahwah nonsense in Japan, yo.
Ooh... undertones there... oh, Hiro...
I'm not even impressed by Maya thigh.
It's probably as annoying as the rest of her.
Am I the only one remembering The Fly over here?
You're an idiot.
Duh.
Poor Matt.
Future!Peter has screwed everything up, bwahaha.
*gasp*
Oh snap!
HRG and Claire reunion, OMFGSQUEE!
I love MM so damn much.
Oh, hey, look, Magneto!
Look at what you did, future!Peter!
Blah, I don't like Meredith. She doesn't impress me...
They didn't use her well at all.
But I can handle this, especially if they do what I think they will.
Bwahahaha, I'm loving this - look what you did, stupid Peter!
Angela is so awesome it hurts.
OMFG, KRING, I WAS WAITING FOR IT...
BUT OMFG, KRING.
*dies*
This is My Show.
This whole little hour is already killing me dead, dead, dead.
Maaaaalcom McDowellllllllll!!1!
I am not excited about Meredith.
She annoys me.
But I can deal with it, especially since I'm sure the guy who throws blue fire is her long lost uncle and will therefore give me fun to explore as a bad guy who wants Claire to let out her inner EVUL to take over the world.
Yes, I'll deal with a character I hate just to get a new bad guy who may be awesomely evul and fit into the future family of badass when Adam and Claire inevitably shack up in twenty years while Adam calls her Eve and snickers when she gives him a dirty look.
... what?
Maaaaaatt!
OMG, Speedster chick can see time differently, I was right! It's like that old show where he moves so fast that he shifts into a different place of, like, time or whatever, so it makes sense, it makes sense!
... holy Krabappel, that is the greatest clip ever.
Gun!porn! Elle! HRG!
What I wouldn't do to have gidget with us. [/wah]
Even Dania annoys me, blah.
This Sylar clip montage is the greatest thing ever.
Ellllllleeeeee!!1!
Blah, sorry, I love Adam. Four hundred years, dude, anybody would be bitter especially with the whole 'everybody dies anyway so why not kill 'em off for being wackos and hey, they're all slaughtering themselves anyway, right?'
Liiiiindermaaaaaan!!1!
Shut up, Maya, you're annoying.
Angela! Goddamn, I love that woman!
I love having a show I can lose my mind over!
Aha, I knew it! It makes sense, though... I mean we know how she feels pain is different and if she's figured out she's going to be immortal, it's totally going to mess with her brain.
This is like... power!porn.
So. Much. Gun!porn.
I'm laughing so hard at the dramatic music,
Who was chasing him?!
Mohinder, you asshole!
Oh, hi, fanservice, *snerk*
... I'm in love with badass!Claire.
I knew it. Hah.
And everytime Nathan says that, I can hear "I Will Survive" in my head.
Matt!
... how did Claire know Peter's number? WTF?
I missed the Heroes music.
Is it wrong that my first thought is, The Pasdar looks great in those jeans?
Oh snap!
Heh, I missed this Hiro.
Yay, our life partners are reunited!
Sylar! Claire! Finally! I have waited for this actual face-off since, like, S1! Good girl, Claire, grab that knife and get down with your badass self! And I'm sort of loving how he's clearly just messing with her head.
Is she hiding in a closet?
A closet?
Really?
Ugh, Maya. You are not badass, Maya, I want Monica back.
Bad daddy, Mohinder, bad daddy!
Maya's sort of... stalkerish.... that way she kind of lunged at him, chest thrown out... I really wish I could fast forward... and this is why I cannot deal with her... good lord, they really going to puish this as the Romance of the Season, aren't they?
WHUT?
SULU!
Oh good lord, Hiro.
Yeah, Hiro - by breaking the past, you doorknob.
I missed Hiro and Ando like whoa.
I'm in love with Kaito.
... OMFG, I think I love this family as much as the Bennets.
You know, I was kind of doubtful about the speedy storyline but I think I'm already converted to it because this is awesome. And I like her fidgeting, it works.
I love you, Matt.
Holy... this is awesome.
I thought he was going to say, "I came from the future... to save it."
I much prefer this Peter to S2 Peter, yo.
WTF?
... I keep thinking of the first season, with the godsend and the Haitian....
GTFO, Maya.
I want Monica, dammit.
Kring really doesn't get it.
He can't do the romance thing.
So stop trying.
That's our job, IJS.
Mohinder Suresh.
So pretty. But so dumb.
I really like how they're filming the Claire and Sylar scene.
Especially since it took us so damn long to get to it. And it makes sense.
Yay!
Weevil!
I love Claire going for the kill with her badass self. Much better than S2 already.
Jeezy Creezy!
Holy frakking frak, this is the greatest and weirdest thing I've ever seen.
So... many... story ideas....
BWAH!
OH SNAP, SHE FINDS OUT THE TRUTH FROM SYLAR!!1!
Ticking clocks!
FFS, Maya, just kill him and destroy it, don't just stand around bitching about it. Stop whining about it, Christ.
I know already this storyline is going to piss me off.
Mohinder is Teh Dumb.
No, Maya, it's not evil. But it is stupid.
*explodes from squee*
Linderman, Linderman, Linderman!!1!
I love you, Ali.
But I miss Jessica already.
Matt!
HOLY FUCKING SNAP.
Ando! Hiro! No!
See, Hiro? See?!
Stop breaking time!
You're an idiot, Mohinder.
Angela! Yes! Angie! I love you, Angela!
Damn, I love you, Mama P.
I HAVE NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE ANGELA.
OH SNAP!
HRG + PINK RUBBER BALL = OTP!
Oh Claire... my poor Claire...
Ooh, religious undertones...
... what the fuck is Mohinder talking about? Thighs? Rubbing thighs together? WTF?
OH SNAP, HIRO AND MOHINDER BROKE THE FUTURE!
I still don't buy that beheading shit.
HOLY SHIT, THEY GAVE US ADAM ARMS!
ADAM ARMS!
Even my joy at Angela scene of awesome is nothing compared to my joy of Adam forearms!
Mohinder's acting like he's on something.
Ew.
... holy shit, I am laughing so fucking hard right now at the Sylar camera scene, I don't even have words.
I am so going to be waiting for that as an animated icon from fandom, bwah!
GIVE IT TO ME, FANDOM.
ELLE!!1!
Poor Hiro.
This is what I've been waiting for, Claire coming to terms with her actual power!
That said?
STFU, Kring, you told us before that she feels pain differently.
This is almost as bad as 'she's seventeen, no, wait, she's fifteen, no, wait, she's nineteen!' from the S1.
And?
Hey, fanservice, snerk.
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR WITH CLAIRE.
Clearly, future!Peter, something has already gone wrong, you dimwit.
It's the hair.
When he doesn't have the bangs, he'd a dimwit.
HOLY HOTNESS, BATMAN!!1!
HOLY FRAK, I LOVE YOU, LINDERMAN.
I think Bob's dead!
Ellleeee!!1!
Ow.
Protect Elle, HRG, protect Elle!
Guuuun!pooooorn!
HRG!
Weevil loves HRG!
Weevil, protect Veronica.
I mean... no... I mean... whut?!
NOOOOOO, ELLLLLLLE!
Mwahahaha, I just screamed!
*grabs Elle and runs away with her, shrieking*
I love this show.
OH SNAP, IT'S PETER.
I knew that but I fell for it because it's Weevil and Veronica anyway.
BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS AWESOME.
ELLE!
Because you're a dolt, Peter.
I think Not!Niki's gonna kick his ass.
I thought the casino was torn down, Kring.
She's an ice queen!
Angela! Squee!
Holy frak, did HRG contact Angela after he escaped?
BATMAN/CATWOMAN SHOUTOUT FTMFW!!1!
He called her nemesis, bwah.
I'm really loving this storyline, like... seriously.
It's going to be fun.
Much more fun than the wahwah nonsense in Japan, yo.
Ooh... undertones there... oh, Hiro...
I'm not even impressed by Maya thigh.
It's probably as annoying as the rest of her.
Am I the only one remembering The Fly over here?
You're an idiot.
Duh.
Poor Matt.
Future!Peter has screwed everything up, bwahaha.
*gasp*
Oh snap!
HRG and Claire reunion, OMFGSQUEE!
I love MM so damn much.
Oh, hey, look, Magneto!
Look at what you did, future!Peter!
Blah, I don't like Meredith. She doesn't impress me...
They didn't use her well at all.
But I can handle this, especially if they do what I think they will.
Bwahahaha, I'm loving this - look what you did, stupid Peter!
Angela is so awesome it hurts.
OMFG, KRING, I WAS WAITING FOR IT...
BUT OMFG, KRING.
*dies*