MEMES, motherfucker

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Yeah, so I'm drowning in proposals and statements of purpose (does anyone know how to write this garbage, R.I.P.). Y'all know what that means.

~~~***MEME TIME***~~~

(HAVEN'T DONE A MEME IN HALF A YEAR, CAN'T BELIEVE.)

Stealing this one from theramble and adapting for TV/etc. fandoms for the five people still on this website:
the character/member i would

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Weird late comments are the kind of content I'm here for. Bring it.

(lol, never fear, my fandom list has just been moved to Listography. You've prompted me to make an update to announce this development. The fic masterlist has been gone for good for a long time now, though. R.I.P.)

(Also hi hello, I've been accepted into various programs and now face life decisions. I trust life is treating you well also.)

Anyway, FDTD TIME:

the character/member i would invite for pretentious philosophical conversations over wine: Carlos, tbh. Dude must have 2894 years (or whatever the fuck his age) worth of salt.
the character/member i'd want as my older sibling (regardless of their actual age): Seth. Obvious choice is obvious.
the character/member i'd want as my twin: Scott is already my more successfully homicidal demon twin. #lifespo
the character/member i'd want as my younger sibling: Richie?? I'D ANNOY HIM LIKE IT'S MY JOB ALSJFKLSDJFL;KDSLSLK;JSD
the character/ member whose fashion i want to steal: SANTANICO. We have the same inclinations except she's also a 15/10.
2 characters/members for a threesome: Santanico and Seth. I'M A MAINSTREAM 'HO.
my ideal team-up/subunit: Kate/Santanico already, for the love of Satan. These relentless parallels better be culminating to something.

lowkey otp Richie/Santanico altho it's not an endgame sort of thing.
[softly] don’t notp Carlos/Santanico after the events of season 2???? Though typically that's also when I shipped datz the most, trolololol.
highkey otp but i’m scared of saying it because it’s not a very popular choice ???? SHAME HAS NO PLACE IN THIS BAR. I wish there was a bigger Santanico/Seth movement, does that count.
highkey otp and anyone on my blog knows it Kate/Geckos/stockholm syndrome/vengeance mission 4ever. LEAVE ME OUT WITH THE WASTE, THIS IS WHAT I DO.

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(I feel so special that I caused this announcement ^___^ Though woe I am sad about the masterlist, I was actually trying to dig up a fic of yours and remind myself what you've written xD)

(VARIOUS PROGRAMS. THAT'S NEAT? WRITING PROGRAMS? omigosh)

A+ sibling choices, though like. I'm curious how Scott is already a more homicidal version of you but also worry about too much information lol? #I overrelate to Scott a lot too and it's weird.

Every day Kate and Santanico doesn't share scenes is a day I cry honestly.

I feel sort of the same way about Richie/Santanico? I'm like. ride or die about them but I also don't necessarily them to ~end up together~ and I really doubt it'll happen anyway (what is endgame anyway??? I feel so weird about endgame shipping honestly)

LOL CARLOS/SANTANICO IS A NOTP? I feel like I've shifted the way I ship them at the end of s2 versus the end of s1 but Im still crying bloody tears over them (I want all the Seth/Santanico but I've seen some shippers pop up on tumblr who are like...shipping it in this weird, true love, "seth is such a good guy" way and it's making me cranky)

lmao how did I know kate/geckos would be highkey otp; I am 100% here for whatever diabolic vengeance mission Kate is on in S3 though I only really get into Richie/Kate in the stockholm way (tho bro I don't ship Seth/Kate but I have a lot of messy feelings about them and their duo that I can never taaaaalk about on tumblr but)

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(Sorry! Were you looking for anything in particular?)

(Indeed, writing programs. Keep me in your prayers.)

I'm curious how Scott is already a more homicidal version of you but also worry about too much information lol? #I overrelate to Scott a lot too and it's weird.
lol, no problem. Scott and I are both Asian migrants who fantasise/d about murdering our white classmates, only he went one step further and actually did it!! LEGEND. (*＾▽＾)／ (*＾▽＾)／ (*＾▽＾)／ (*＾▽＾)／ (*＾▽＾)／ How about you? ;D

Endgames are not for people like us. But even if I did endgames, Richie/Santanico wouldn't be that sort of ship for me since it's very much a vehicle-for-character-development ship, as opposed to a GREAT LOVE.

DON'T MISTAKE ME, MY FRIEND, THE CARLOS/SANTANICO TEARS OF BLOOD ARE HERE TO STAY. Understand that a "[softly] don't" for me is mostly a "[softly] don't... stop," you feel?

(lmao, you have so many horror stories about this fandom/Seth. I remain blissful in my ignorance.)

You've threatened to unleash your Seth/Kate feelings for years now. I can't take anymore of this suspense.