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Sep 07, 2015 19:51

it's me again.

so when i posted my last post i expected five people to respond. imagine my feels upon discovering that livejournal is secretly as alive as it was in the days of yore.

[real-time footage of me reading my inbox]

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my shade will go on, my life is a series of memes, i spam therefore i am, mood: drama-llama

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XO + BB ever_neutral September 8 2015, 05:04:59 UTC
and all I did with my life was write 9000 words of GD/IU, don't



No comment.

And thank x2. Truthfully, I never matured past the age of 15 so that book will be right up my alley.

Anyway, by all means let's discuss these dick-bearers.

First bias: lol, Eleonore attacked me one day with pictures of Kris, so him.
Current bias and why: Who knows. But when in doubt vote Chen. And people will hurt me if I don't say Kai so him too. Evil!Kyungsoo deserves an honourable mention.
Fave song: Exodus - lol.
Fave MV: Why can't they go back to Mama levels of weirdness.
Member I think has the best smile: Lulu.
Fave choreo: It's gotta be Growl after that one-shot choreo vid.
Fave era: Debut Mama era. My nostalgia is real.
Fave voice/singer: Exo's vocal line is legit one of the most flaw-free in kpop but Chen is in an alien league of his own.
Fave dancer: Kai. It can be no other way.

Also, I've lowkey dropped Big Bang recently but
First bias: Just from seeing Fantastic Baby for the first time it was GD. Tell no one.
Current bias and why: Daesung is my main man. I know you feel me.
Fave song: Why can't GD write anything like Monster again?????? R.I.P.
Fave MV: I do enjoy the one-shot broodiness of Love Song.
Member I think has the best smile: GD is still the prettiest. I admit it.
Fave choreo: lol, n/a.
Fave era: The Alive era is the only one I actually followed and the last time they put out a good album, R.I.P.
Fave voice/singer: I genuinely question the sanity of anyone who doesn't answer Daesung.
Fave dancer: Taeyang, prob.

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RE: XO + BB kwritten September 8 2015, 05:16:06 UTC
#weeps

Everything you have to say about Big Bang. But especially

Fave voice/singer: I genuinely question the sanity of anyone who doesn't answer Daesung.
like joanne teases me on the daily about my ONE TRUE SON BIRTHED FROM MY VERY LOINS GD but my very first kpop bias was Daesung and I'll never, ever be over him, his face, or his voice

I used to have very elaborate plans for a fallen-angel!Daesung/demon!Dongwoo fic that I had EVERY INTENTION OF WRITING, but never did. DON'T JUDGE ME

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RE: XO + BB ever_neutral September 8 2015, 12:43:18 UTC
THAT'S VERY GOOD.

I used to have very elaborate plans for a fallen-angel!Daesung/demon!Dongwoo fic that I had EVERY INTENTION OF WRITING, but never did. DON'T JUDGE ME

You can't just drop that there and then leave the scene, smh.

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RE: XO + BB kwritten September 8 2015, 18:23:55 UTC
#wails

but I am so not even in the kpop scene anymore, A! don't drag me back!

(lol I think I would have to go back and remember what the deal was about that fic, but I'm pretty sure the concept was: Daesung flings himself to earth to help fallen angel (insert female idol I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE?!) and comes across demon!Dongwoo and gets totally and completely distracted.

LOOK:::



the original tumblr post



ship: your darkness meets mine

Never underestimate my devotion to a ridiculous crossover otp.

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RE: XO + BB ever_neutral September 9 2015, 03:07:54 UTC
COME BACK TO US. U KNOW U WANT TO.

Daesung flings himself to earth to help fallen angel (insert female idol I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE?!) and comes across demon!Dongwoo and gets totally and completely distracted.

Yes good. Intrigued/aroused by the idea of a demonic version of Dongwoo ngl ngl.

THEY LOOK GOOD TOGETHER IMO. *grabby hands* Be a real shame to let such pretty spam go to waste, don't you think. :( :( :( :( :( :(

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RE: XO + BB youcallitwinter September 8 2015, 17:43:34 UTC
And thank x2. Truthfully, I never matured past the age of 15 so that book will be right up my alley.

I have legit never been as surprised over a book as I was over that one because I begun it expecting something and got something else entirely. And to ~further my ~agenda, I first heard of that book because I came across a list of books for people who love Veronica Mars' protagonistism. Make of that what you will.

EXO

- HAHAHAHAHA, I HAD NO IDEA YOUR FIRST BIAS WAS KRIS TOO. Kris was the only reason I initially even looked at Exo bcz otherwise seeing 12 boys together used to give me the hives (those were the days). And then suddenly I came across Kris and it was all <3________________<3 WHO IS THE RESTING BITCH FACE OF GLORY AND HOLINESS. And ofc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epB72a0fjUI.

And the rest, as they say, is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xFTx8alMU

- I feel you, my Exo bias changes every other day. /shrug. Chenchen though is your best bet for all of the above, the end. Honestly, that guy is flawless, flawless I tell you. Evil Kyungsoo is the Lord, our God. And Luhan is endless sexual frustration, And Kai is bias wrecker like whoa, open secrets etc.



- I agree with everything (I have a very hard soft spot for Love Me Right, leave me alone. Nothing matches MAMA weirdness tho. Like the concept, just. To say with a straight face "We have come from Exo Planet". They are stronger souls than I.

In the end:



BIG BANG

I will tell everyone because GD is my current bias like whoa and I need the company. I do feel you on Daesungie <33 bcz I didn't even know Big Bang when What's Up happened, my fantastic baby <3 AND THAT SINGING VOICE TT TT But since the past few weeks, I have been introduced to GD for the first time through Infinity Challenge and now I have been brainwashed into a hardcore crush and this is absolutely and utterly unacceptable.

Member I think has the best smile: GD is still the prettiest. I admit it.

Plz see icon. /end.

Also, also, I saw your Kara answers and I have decided that Princess Gyuri is my overlord bcz of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o64CJQwqMyA

and I may or may not low-key ship GD/Gyuri bcz of this one interaction. GD should be left speechless more often. How does his face, I ask..

BUT



/fight.

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vergoldung September 8 2015, 20:14:55 UTC
tbh your initial kris bias is your #1 redemption arc card
i welcome you back in my shallow heart

in other news, i've been meaning to pm you for the last 6 days or so. but tomorrow is my last exam day so no excuses left, so if by then i am still inbox dead, you should probably hit me or something.

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youcallitwinter September 8 2015, 20:23:50 UTC
KRIS IS BAE FOREVER. I can't believe he got me into the hellhole that is Exo. I shall never forgive him TT

BUT ALSO, WHY HAD I FALLEN OUT OF YOUR HALLOWED GRACES, WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL DDD:

omggg, exams, bleh. EL FIGHTING! But also I am so curious about PM-age now, I want to hit you already.

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RE: XO + BB ever_neutral September 9 2015, 04:55:53 UTC
And to ~further my ~agenda, I first heard of that book because I came across a list of books for people who love Veronica Mars' protagonistism.

You've made an iron case here.

"Being a cold guy and eating chicken have no relation". Wise words. And Kris is the stoner type IMO, so on-point song choice by that vidder there.

lol, why you linking me Exo MVs. I was here before you were even born, insect.

To say with a straight face "We have come from Exo Planet". They are stronger souls than I.

Exactly. I don't mind Love Me Right/Call Me Baby, etc. yet at the same, I cry on the inside at them sacrificing their chanting-in-robes roots to be more """public-friendly""".

Possibly offensive comment time: You know, Luhan is beautiful but I don't see the sexy. (Evil!Luhan excepting, obviously.) Ditto Sehun. Kai is the only hot one, k bye.

GD is my current bias like whoa

lol, mess.

I already knew about Goddess Gyuri from watching some episode of Super Idol Chart Show. YES GOOD, STEP ON HIM. CRUSH HIM!!111!1!!!!!!!!

Re: the ship that must not be named:


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RE: XO + BB youcallitwinter September 11 2015, 18:45:38 UTC
"Being a cold guy and eating chicken have no relation". Wise words. And Kris is the stoner type IMO, so on-point song choice by that vidder there.

No arguments there. (But also, Kris's constant refrain of "that isn't my style" FOR THE RANDOMEST THINGS EVER GIVES ME SO MUCH LIFE. "chicken is not my style" and then ravages the chicken and defends it by saying that there is no relation between being a cold guy and eating chicken. DEAD.)

lol, why you linking me Exo MVs. I was here before you were even born, insect.

your lack of appropos respect for my wordplay skills is just. I said "and the rest, as they say, is..." and linked you to History brah /tsks

Exactly. I don't mind Love Me Right/Call Me Baby, etc. yet at the same, I cry on the inside at them sacrificing their chanting-in-robes roots to be more """public-friendly""".

DEATH TO PUBLIC FRIENDLINESS TBH. But come on, Love Me Right has its own (incredibly high) share of lulz, like, I cannot even: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHbnP6W-SWU

You know, Luhan is beautiful but I don't see the sexy. (Evil!Luhan excepting, obviously.) Ditto Sehun. Kai is the only hot one, k bye.

Okay, I get this enough to not curse you with 500 years of time-out. Lulu's too young-looking, and I don't think he does much sexy as it is???? I haven't actively seen him promote that image at all, so I find it hard to see. And as for my offensive comment; I legit don't see the deal with Sehun. I don't find him physically attractive at all and it forever baffles me that he's Exo's visual, while Kai is the face or whatever that division is. KAI ON THE OTHER HAND. I didn't see the deal with him either, till Daisy Illusive Taekaistal, which gave me 84 years of sexual frustration re: Kai. Like, that was the first time I found him attractive and devastatingly so and haven't been able to stop since :// But excuse you, Kai is not the only hot one



Re: the ship that must not be named:




/bless

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RE: XO + BB ever_neutral September 12 2015, 02:25:55 UTC
Kris's constant refrain of "that isn't my style" FOR THE RANDOMEST THINGS

GPOY

your lack of appropos respect for my wordplay skills is just. I said "and the rest, as they say, is..." and linked you to History brah /tsks

I am aware - I merely saw an opportunity to shade you and took it.

But come on, Love Me Right has its own (incredibly high) share of lulz, like, I cannot even

What did I just watch.

And as for my offensive comment; I legit don't see the deal with Sehun. I don't find him physically attractive at all and it forever baffles me that he's Exo's visual



Hold the phone. You don't find Sehun attractive, and you only found Kai attractive RECENTLY, yet you lowkey stan Baekhyun? lol, mess.

And I meant Kai is the only one in the "official" visual line with actual sex appeal. Obviously I don't dispute Lay's hotness. Who could do.

Re: the ship that must not be named:

Leave me and my family alone.................

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RE: XO + BB youcallitwinter September 15 2015, 18:31:30 UTC
I am aware - I merely saw an opportunity to shade you and took it.

IN WHICH CASE KINDLY REMEMBER WHO INTRODUCED YOU TO What's Up! I can be evil.

What did I just watch.

A question for the ages.

Hold the phone. You don't find Sehun attractive, and you only found Kai attractive RECENTLY, yet you lowkey stan Baekhyun? lol, mess.

IN MY DEFENCE, I was introduced to Exo through variety and not through their music or dance or whatever, which means that two months in the only members I even knew the names of were Kris (bcz first bias <333), and ChanBaek, since they were the only ones who talked in their variety appearances. I hadn't even ever seen Kai dance till fairly recently and didn't even know Luhan existed. And Kyungsoo I'd been legit terrified of since It's Okay It's Love (like lol, I was so creeped out by him in that show and I didn't know he was an idol or Exo was a thing.)

On the other hand, it is indeed true that I find Baek very attractive physically and I don't find Sehun attractive at all except in his boner for Luhan bye.

((It's genuinely weird, because I actually find all the individual parts of Sehun attractive??? His long-limbed-ness (maknae is so tall omg), the way clothes fall off him, his body and face structure, his current ash grey hair, and his gaze is super intense, but put it all together and I'm like nope, idk idk))

And I meant Kai is the only one in the "official" visual line with actual sex appeal. Obviously I don't dispute Lay's hotness. Who could do.



u can yet be saved, then.

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RE: XO + BB ever_neutral September 16 2015, 05:22:56 UTC
IN WHICH CASE KINDLY REMEMBER WHO INTRODUCED YOU TO What's Up! I can be evil.

Touche...

ChanBaek, since they were the only ones who talked in their variety appearances.

L M F A O, so I hear and hence why I'm so disinterested in Exo variety (I'm shading the group at large more than ChanBaek here).

(HYENA CACKLING @ your Kyungsoo terror. I knew I liked him for a reason.)

No accounting for taste, I see. May I suggest that you're merely strongly influenced by charisma????? Even I'll admit Baek has charm while Sehun is mostly a dead fish (*pets*), so.

But why need I be saved, pray. It's you whose person is dubious. [recedes, muttering]

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