Since everyone else is doing it
On the twelfth day of Christmas, eveofdstruction sent to me...
Twelve tea cups drumming
Eleven geeks piping
Ten cephalopods a-singing
Nine books creating
Eight pirates a-sewing
Seven architeuthis a-walking
Six cnidarians a-knitting
Five bla-a-a-ack clothes
Four tea parties
Three rhizocephalan barnacles
Two stripey tights
...and a science! in a parenting without going crazy.
Now, is anyone jumping off any nice cliffs today?