Solitaire can go to hell.
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’."
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
I am currently in a predicament. I made a bet with myself that I would not eat until I beat this game of Solitaire. Unfortunately, I play Vegas style with the draw three method of dealing and I keep getting shitty hands. Most of the time it's simply the luck of the draw and there's no possible way to win. As if the gods of Solitaire conspiring against me is not enough, brain function and intellectual ability both decrease as hunger pangs increase. Thusly, this was not an intelligent bet to make with myself.
Man. I really hope I don't starve to death because of Solitaire.
Update [10:41 PM]: I am currently enjoying a delicious meal. Why, you ask?
Eat it, bitch! Allow me this moment to field a few questions/concerns that I know are inevitable:
• Yes, I have been playing Solitaire for the past two hours.
• Yes, I realize how pathetic that is.
• Yes, I kick more ass than you can fathom.
I think I may switch to Minesweeper. Diffusing bombs somehow seems less dangerous than Solitaire.
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If the west is what we need, you can bet we'll be heading east...
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
I am currently in a predicament. I made a bet with myself that I would not eat until I beat this game of Solitaire. Unfortunately, I play Vegas style with the draw three method of dealing and I keep getting shitty hands. Most of the time it's simply the luck of the draw and there's no possible way to win. As if the gods of Solitaire conspiring against me is not enough, brain function and intellectual ability both decrease as hunger pangs increase. Thusly, this was not an intelligent bet to make with myself.
Man. I really hope I don't starve to death because of Solitaire.
Update [10:41 PM]: I am currently enjoying a delicious meal. Why, you ask?
Eat it, bitch! Allow me this moment to field a few questions/concerns that I know are inevitable:
• Yes, I have been playing Solitaire for the past two hours.
• Yes, I realize how pathetic that is.
• Yes, I kick more ass than you can fathom.
I think I may switch to Minesweeper. Diffusing bombs somehow seems less dangerous than Solitaire.
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If the west is what we need, you can bet we'll be heading east...