Oct 10, 2004 21:57
Yeah I came home an hour ago turned on the TV and by some measure of fate Mr. Vartan was on Celebrity Poker Showdown on Bravo! He and Matthew Perry were the last two at the table and of course the winner goes to the Finals which would mean of course another spectacular two hours w/ MV some time later this TV season. But no- Perry's two cowboys overpowered MV's straight draw. Yes I have never wanted a King or 8 to be dealt next so badly in my life EVER.
Hmm not even that one time in HS {High Stakes not HS in this case} that guy at third base stupidly hit his hard fifteen against the dealer's 4 {why would you ever do that? the dealer's supposed to bust idiot! why are you in HS anyway? obviously you're not smart enough to play w/ the so-called big boys...} and lost me $60 for a $180 reversal of fate when I would've won $120 on my smart double down. I hate that guy. To him I would say..."if I were ever to pass you in this life again, and you were laying there, dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I'd just let the vultures take you, and do whatever they want with you, with no ill regrets."**
** (c) my fellow WIite