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so, we were hanging out with brent's neighbor last night, who lived in salt lake for a year.
i asked him what it was like, and he told me some pretty grim things...
like that it's easier to get heroin than any other drug.
heroin addicts everywhere, he says.
and there's NOTHING to do on sundays.
i was trying to cheer myself up by looking for utah jokes.
all i could find were some weird laws...
apparently it's illegal for women to swear in provo, and you can marry your first cousin after you turn 50.
also, if a wife commits a crime in the presence of her husband, the husband pays the price.
sweeeeeeeeeet.
i seriously must be crazy.
but...whatever.
good-bye get-together for me tonight...very small, very limited space...
but i'm getting some sailor jerry's and getting absolutely trashed.
i asked him what it was like, and he told me some pretty grim things...
like that it's easier to get heroin than any other drug.
heroin addicts everywhere, he says.
and there's NOTHING to do on sundays.
i was trying to cheer myself up by looking for utah jokes.
all i could find were some weird laws...
apparently it's illegal for women to swear in provo, and you can marry your first cousin after you turn 50.
also, if a wife commits a crime in the presence of her husband, the husband pays the price.
sweeeeeeeeeet.
i seriously must be crazy.
but...whatever.
good-bye get-together for me tonight...very small, very limited space...
but i'm getting some sailor jerry's and getting absolutely trashed.