Oct 05, 2005 14:44
I recently conducted a poll somewhere and statistically only one in five people doesn't firmly believe I am dying.
The whole puking blood thing has been bad for my image, I need to start drinking orange juice instead of booze and eating apples instead of doing drugs so I can return to the land of the living.
I feel kind of enlightened though now that I've had my Keith Richards/Slash near death moment. I can start doing more productive things like...
...something