Continued from APHDROOC Ass-Kicking Meme

[evenburnssouls]

[He could have gone to his room, but quite frankly that would guarantee a disastrous ending to this idea. His bed is big enough for two adults, assuming they don't intend on too much movement or being too far from each other. It is not big enough for any sort of strenuous physical activity involving two adults.

Thus, they're in Alfred's room.

Besides, all else fails and this goes poorly, he can at least mentally catalogue all the cleaning he will do once Alfred falls asleep.]

So, how do you want to do this, love?